Becoming a Hermit
How to become a hermit in 5 easy steps.
Step 1. Buy Aion.
Step 2. Get a low paying, second-shift job.
Step 3. Go to work, play Aion, sleep.
Step 4. Repeat daily until you start receiving voice-mails from friends you haven't seen in weeks asking you where the hell you have been.
Step 5. Ignore said voice-mails because you're too busy playing Aion.
There you have it, folks. Just follow these simple steps and you too can become a hermit, just like me!
Step 1. Buy Aion.
Step 2. Get a low paying, second-shift job.
Step 3. Go to work, play Aion, sleep.
Step 4. Repeat daily until you start receiving voice-mails from friends you haven't seen in weeks asking you where the hell you have been.
Step 5. Ignore said voice-mails because you're too busy playing Aion.
There you have it, folks. Just follow these simple steps and you too can become a hermit, just like me!