wow, just wow
This is a real movie (though they do say it's a spoof):
Killer Condom (1996)
Detective Luigi Macedonia (Duo Samuel) is assigned to investigate a girl who's apparently bitten off her professor's penis -- though she insists she didn't. When a killer condom attacks the openly gay Macedonia in the hotel where the girl and the professor were, the case becomes personal. The detective is determined to track down the deadly prophylactic and stop the carnage.
Killer Condom (1996)
Detective Luigi Macedonia (Duo Samuel) is assigned to investigate a girl who's apparently bitten off her professor's penis -- though she insists she didn't. When a killer condom attacks the openly gay Macedonia in the hotel where the girl and the professor were, the case becomes personal. The detective is determined to track down the deadly prophylactic and stop the carnage.