Worthless post. I know you missed them.
Have been back from vacation for a few days but was otherwise computer-less. Now I have my baby back and a lot to catch up on. Feel free to tell me stuff I should know, like, I don't know, THE RELEASE DATE OF HAPPY POTTER 6. I didn't find out about that until nearly a week after the announcement, so you're all in trouble, although how most of you were supposed to let me know, I'm not sure. Sky writing? Anyway, you're all fired.
I'm eating this leftover Christmas chocolate, right. These Cadbury 'Elves' with "magical popping candy". It's the weirdest thing ever. The first time I ate one I thought my teeth were splintering apart. It's like fireworks in your mouth. Unpleasant tingling sensations in your gums. By Jove, I just don't know what's happened to children's lollies.
I'm eating this leftover Christmas chocolate, right. These Cadbury 'Elves' with "magical popping candy". It's the weirdest thing ever. The first time I ate one I thought my teeth were splintering apart. It's like fireworks in your mouth. Unpleasant tingling sensations in your gums. By Jove, I just don't know what's happened to children's lollies.