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Dear Matthew Newton,
WTF?
1. You and Brooke broke up. Yay!
2. You assaulted her? Dude, what?
3. You've got another girlfriend, and she is ten years younger than you. That's a little weird. Still, at least it's Gracie Otto and not Miranda, or else I think my head might have exploded. (How many children does Barry Otto have, anyway?)
4. I don't really like Akmal Saleh. Are you that desperate for work?
5. You know, if you don't stop acting so weird then I don't know if I'll be able to continue writing these tender letters to you. The more your hairline recedes, the sleazier you become.
Conditional love,
saffronlie
WTF?
1. You and Brooke broke up. Yay!
2. You assaulted her? Dude, what?
3. You've got another girlfriend, and she is ten years younger than you. That's a little weird. Still, at least it's Gracie Otto and not Miranda, or else I think my head might have exploded. (How many children does Barry Otto have, anyway?)
4. I don't really like Akmal Saleh. Are you that desperate for work?
5. You know, if you don't stop acting so weird then I don't know if I'll be able to continue writing these tender letters to you. The more your hairline recedes, the sleazier you become.
Conditional love,
saffronlie