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Mar 21, 2006 23:30

A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one
day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly,
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent and the
professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting." It got down to the
last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and
threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were
shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor
came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What is
the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot, so He
sent me."
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