Nov 25, 2008 19:27
[Me] I almost got sugar-free imitation honey, but then I decided that was probably against the laws of nature and god.
[Roommate] Yes! That is exactly what I would say! Don't do it, it was harvested from aliens!
A moment ago, she comes into the kitchen and continues the conversation:
[Roommate] Seriously. The bee population has been dropping. They have to get the honey from somewhere. It's alien bees!
things my roommate does