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[saetari_mey]

I had to seduce the pizza delivery boy last night into a back ally under the pretenses of sexual favors since I didn't have any money. Right as he was starting to drop trou I foot swept him and he cracked his head against the building next to the wire fence. Keith Richards tried to stop it but that's when it turned really ugly.

I'm not too proud. I feel bad for the coroner who has to deal with that.

The pizza was good. :D