A request
Dear Sinus Headaches:
Listen up - we are *not* in any way, shape, or form BFF. Yet you still insisted on following me around to plague me on and off all damned week. Then you show up without warning Friday night while I was trying to enjoy an evening with friends. You were certainly a most unwelcome guest.
Because of you, I had to go lie down on my friend's couch and miss some of the fun. You had the audacity to get worse, going from painful to sheer skull-splitting agony, so that I was forced to go home.
I had a *very* trying week at work and had been looking forward to being able to enjoy some good company. And you just HAD to fuck that up. For this, you completely and utterly suck.
In fact, you didn't even leave until 4:00pm the next day. I truly, sincerely hate you.
Piss off and stay the fuck away from me.
Listen up - we are *not* in any way, shape, or form BFF. Yet you still insisted on following me around to plague me on and off all damned week. Then you show up without warning Friday night while I was trying to enjoy an evening with friends. You were certainly a most unwelcome guest.
Because of you, I had to go lie down on my friend's couch and miss some of the fun. You had the audacity to get worse, going from painful to sheer skull-splitting agony, so that I was forced to go home.
I had a *very* trying week at work and had been looking forward to being able to enjoy some good company. And you just HAD to fuck that up. For this, you completely and utterly suck.
In fact, you didn't even leave until 4:00pm the next day. I truly, sincerely hate you.
Piss off and stay the fuck away from me.