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Parody of horrible Indian romance novels, mad-lib style. I'd suggest you do it before looking at mine...
Blarghoiwergy looked down at the beautiful woman he had just rescued from a vicious kangaroo rat attack. His massive, bulging nose gleamed in the sun, and his long black hair whipped back in the wind. Her own flaxen hair taunted him, the flaming silken tresses begging to be touched. As he reached out with his massive eyebrow, she cringed back.
'Sabbadedee!!' he cried out. 'That mean, do not be afraid. You are Blarlglphsjfbpioa., Woman-With-Hair-Like-Milky Way.'
The woman gasped. 'You know English?' she asked abracadabrastoundingly.
'liubfhklshdfbsjkh iwbfkosdbfkshsd kjghbawoufhepgnxckljvnosieyb iberlgib owierkvnkh,' he replied. 'Yes, some.'
He looked down at her. Her ample uvula nearly spilled out of her bodice, and her beestung lips inspired the most pink thoughts in him. She was so pretty, so helpless. She would never survive out here on her own. Obviously he would need to bring her back to his tribe and take care of her.
'My name Blarghoiwergy. It mean 'lolcat-who-eating-kitteh-in-the-Nuts.' What your name?'
'Amorphophallus titanum,'she whispered. 'That's a very impressive nasal spray you have there. So long. So... sensual.'
Blarghoiwergy could not stand it any longer. He grabbed her tiny, delicate tongue in his callused hand and lol'd her up, bringing her flush against his aroused body. His manhood stood hard and at the ready. Why did this paleskinned woman have this effect on him? He fucked his mouth down against hers in savage desperation, knowing that only she could slake the unholy margarita he felt.
...since looking at mine will probably spoil some of your answers.
Blarghoiwergy looked down at the beautiful woman he had just rescued from a vicious kangaroo rat attack. His massive, bulging nose gleamed in the sun, and his long black hair whipped back in the wind. Her own flaxen hair taunted him, the flaming silken tresses begging to be touched. As he reached out with his massive eyebrow, she cringed back.
'Sabbadedee!!' he cried out. 'That mean, do not be afraid. You are Blarlglphsjfbpioa., Woman-With-Hair-Like-Milky Way.'
The woman gasped. 'You know English?' she asked abracadabrastoundingly.
'liubfhklshdfbsjkh iwbfkosdbfkshsd kjghbawoufhepgnxckljvnosieyb iberlgib owierkvnkh,' he replied. 'Yes, some.'
He looked down at her. Her ample uvula nearly spilled out of her bodice, and her beestung lips inspired the most pink thoughts in him. She was so pretty, so helpless. She would never survive out here on her own. Obviously he would need to bring her back to his tribe and take care of her.
'My name Blarghoiwergy. It mean 'lolcat-who-eating-kitteh-in-the-Nuts.' What your name?'
'Amorphophallus titanum,'she whispered. 'That's a very impressive nasal spray you have there. So long. So... sensual.'
Blarghoiwergy could not stand it any longer. He grabbed her tiny, delicate tongue in his callused hand and lol'd her up, bringing her flush against his aroused body. His manhood stood hard and at the ready. Why did this paleskinned woman have this effect on him? He fucked his mouth down against hers in savage desperation, knowing that only she could slake the unholy margarita he felt.
...since looking at mine will probably spoil some of your answers.