What the hell is wrong with you
Be for warned angry rant with lots of random cursing
Apparently my manager is a hop step and a jump away from firing me.
Would you like to know what I have done to deserve to get fired?
Not shown up for work a few times.
Would You like to know WHY I called in and couldn't make it ?
Because My Son Was Sick.
He Says we need to talk and try and work out the situation.
WHAT EXACTLY IS THERE TO WORK OUT YOU MOTHER FUCKING MORON!?!
I Fucking TOLD you when you REHIRED ME that my son gets sick often
I TOLD YOU I SIMPLY WANTED TO BE A BARISTA SO THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN
Did you fucking listen to me!? NO!
AND NOW
YOU have the fucking balls to sit there with your snobtastic attitude
and act shocked like ITS A COMPLETE SURPRISE MY SCHEDULE IS HELL!!
I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS BITCH!!
And what EXACTLY is YOUR solution to the problem hmmmmm?
The one person I knew that could baby sit him is now unable
and now he is to old and to heavy for either his aunt OR his mimi
Oh Ya and not to mention
WHAT KIND OF CRAPTASTIC MOM DO YOU THINK I AM IF IM GOING TO JUST SHOVE MY SICK MISERABLE CHILD AT SOMEONE ELSE. GAH YOU COCKSUCKER!!!
OH HOHOHO! And then you have the gumption to say
"Well I can't leave MY store..."
BECAUSE GAWD KNOWS THOSE 15 MINUTES YOU SPEND A DAY
BUGGING THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY WORK
AND PATHETICALLY TRYING TO SMOOZE WITH CUSTOMERS
EVERY other MANAGER I know ALWAYS HELPS OUT
YOU are the only lazy ass that INSISTS THAT
that all the paper work you do is FAR more important
Curious, Every other manager can do it in a few hours
it takes you most of the day
Well until 1 when your work day ends
YOU MY GOOD SIR ARE A COCK SUCKING WHORE
I hope to god you call me back
so I can chew your ass out
IVE WORKED MY ASS OFF FOR YOU PEOPLE THE LAST TWO YEARS
Im a DAMN good worker and you FUCKING KNOW IT
You let all these TEENY BOPPER MORONS off all the time for "tests" and "sickday"
I ALWAYS SHOWED UP FOR WORK IN THE PAST
but when I needed you to be a bit understanding
YOU DECIDE TO GET PISSY
WELL you can just go and get FUCKED
It was bad enough this morning I had a snotty miserable toddler in my arms
but then you decide to MAKE IT BETTER BY THREATING MY JOB
WAY TO GO MR. TACT
It's been HOURS Im still this fucking pissed off
I am better
I was reduced to just screaming out curses while driving to work XD
Now if You'll excuse me
Im going to go knit until I get my zen back...
Apparently my manager is a hop step and a jump away from firing me.
Would you like to know what I have done to deserve to get fired?
Not shown up for work a few times.
Would You like to know WHY I called in and couldn't make it ?
Because My Son Was Sick.
He Says we need to talk and try and work out the situation.
WHAT EXACTLY IS THERE TO WORK OUT YOU MOTHER FUCKING MORON!?!
I Fucking TOLD you when you REHIRED ME that my son gets sick often
I TOLD YOU I SIMPLY WANTED TO BE A BARISTA SO THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN
Did you fucking listen to me!? NO!
AND NOW
YOU have the fucking balls to sit there with your snobtastic attitude
and act shocked like ITS A COMPLETE SURPRISE MY SCHEDULE IS HELL!!
I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS BITCH!!
And what EXACTLY is YOUR solution to the problem hmmmmm?
The one person I knew that could baby sit him is now unable
and now he is to old and to heavy for either his aunt OR his mimi
Oh Ya and not to mention
WHAT KIND OF CRAPTASTIC MOM DO YOU THINK I AM IF IM GOING TO JUST SHOVE MY SICK MISERABLE CHILD AT SOMEONE ELSE. GAH YOU COCKSUCKER!!!
OH HOHOHO! And then you have the gumption to say
"Well I can't leave MY store..."
BECAUSE GAWD KNOWS THOSE 15 MINUTES YOU SPEND A DAY
BUGGING THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY WORK
AND PATHETICALLY TRYING TO SMOOZE WITH CUSTOMERS
EVERY other MANAGER I know ALWAYS HELPS OUT
YOU are the only lazy ass that INSISTS THAT
that all the paper work you do is FAR more important
Curious, Every other manager can do it in a few hours
it takes you most of the day
Well until 1 when your work day ends
YOU MY GOOD SIR ARE A COCK SUCKING WHORE
I hope to god you call me back
so I can chew your ass out
IVE WORKED MY ASS OFF FOR YOU PEOPLE THE LAST TWO YEARS
Im a DAMN good worker and you FUCKING KNOW IT
You let all these TEENY BOPPER MORONS off all the time for "tests" and "sickday"
I ALWAYS SHOWED UP FOR WORK IN THE PAST
but when I needed you to be a bit understanding
YOU DECIDE TO GET PISSY
WELL you can just go and get FUCKED
It was bad enough this morning I had a snotty miserable toddler in my arms
but then you decide to MAKE IT BETTER BY THREATING MY JOB
WAY TO GO MR. TACT
It's been HOURS Im still this fucking pissed off
I am better
I was reduced to just screaming out curses while driving to work XD
Now if You'll excuse me
Im going to go knit until I get my zen back...