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So I saw John In the library
Or more like he saw me
He made up some lame excuse
About needing help with his homework
Then essentially ended up showing ME how to do it
At one point he leaned over me to get to the keyboard
I decided to show some guts and not lean
backwards out of my chair to get out of his way
All up in my personal space he was
Went to lunch
Or really went to watch him eat because I already had
Then had a lovely conversation
Where he somehow managed to fit in a
curse word in every other word and gave a graphic
description of what it would be like to lick balls
And then the kicker for me
HE MADE FUN OF National Novel Writing Month
I tried to explain what I was writing
and he Sat there and kept calling it Gay
Okay 1) Dont sit there and diss something Im passionate about
and 2) Dont use Gay as an insult you Moronic Monkey
I may be an Uptight ass about this
But Words can't really describe how PISSED OFF
this made me
Thank you John
For revealing your assinine colors
Then he invited me to his car
to which I headdesked
Literally
And said No
He just shrugged
And Proceeded to tell me how he kept
food in his trunk for when he was hungry
Ive decided I have enough drama in my life
I dont need to spice it up with assholary.
Now if you'll excuse me Im going to sit here
grit my teeth and try and calm down
Oh and this Completely Reinforces the fact
that I need to stay away from all people named John