non-politically correct and not even nice Olympics
-biggest hypocryate awards (the more confusion the better)
-professional and ameteur cuddeling.... Annie Sprinkle gets a 10 from me for having free cuddleing sessions with hundreds of strangers, with her and her lesbian lover.
-creative suiside attempt awards (with the least splash) ....awards granted posthumously in gold, silver, and bronze caskets
-splitting people into either "good" of "bad" catagories based on the least amount of information awards....true compeditors must be certified as borderline personality disorder/narrsisim....and maybe need at least one abusive parent to be in the running.
-procrastination races...must be at least accompoishing less than nothing or making a big mess to compete.
-road rage battels (the winner gets to take advantage of handicapp parking convienince for the rest of thier lives)
-best fake smile awards (the faker the better)
-races riding on the backs of someone much smaller than you are (the person being rode gets carrots and sugar cubes if their human rider wins and gets the millions of dollars in prizes)
-most mispesllings in one message awards
What other olympic sports could there be?
-professional and ameteur cuddeling.... Annie Sprinkle gets a 10 from me for having free cuddleing sessions with hundreds of strangers, with her and her lesbian lover.
-creative suiside attempt awards (with the least splash) ....awards granted posthumously in gold, silver, and bronze caskets
-splitting people into either "good" of "bad" catagories based on the least amount of information awards....true compeditors must be certified as borderline personality disorder/narrsisim....and maybe need at least one abusive parent to be in the running.
-procrastination races...must be at least accompoishing less than nothing or making a big mess to compete.
-road rage battels (the winner gets to take advantage of handicapp parking convienince for the rest of thier lives)
-best fake smile awards (the faker the better)
-races riding on the backs of someone much smaller than you are (the person being rode gets carrots and sugar cubes if their human rider wins and gets the millions of dollars in prizes)
-most mispesllings in one message awards
What other olympic sports could there be?