Yamaka Llamaka

[sadsademokid]

When my doc teacher unthinkingly exposed me as being a vegetarian yesterday in class a boy thought it pertinent to tell me that he once didn't want to date a girl because she abstained from meat. But, it's okay! Because I totally get what he's saying! It's just like that time I wouldn't date that kid because he was Jewish. Instead of dating him I just bragged about my delicious meal of sausage and cottage cheese, offered him some clams, and threw Christmas in his face.

"Hey man, know what's awesome? CHRISTMAS!!!"