Reasons I hate my mother: December 22

[sadrach]

"Andrew, are the boys home?"
"Yea, they're upstairs."
"Good, set the table."
"Is Jennie eating with us? or no?"
-silence-
"Alright, I'll set a spot for her."
"What?"
"Nevermind. what are we eating?"
-silence-
"Great. I'll set spots for that."
"What? Is chris home?"
"Yes mom, I said that already."
"Oh. Is James home?"
"YES! DO YOU LISTEN WHEN I SPEAK?"
"Jeez Andrew, you're always so loud."
Andrew: -Murders people, feels justified-