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It is funny.When you discuss having some sort of a relationship with a girl, this is often said:
Me: I am tired of being hurt.
Girl: I have been hurt too much as well, but I PROMISE I will not hurt you if you just promise not to hurt me.
Me: I cannot promise anything, but I will try.
O N E M O N T H L A T E R
Girl:(after acting distant) Yeah, I think we need a break. Don't get me wrong, I like you allot... but i have allot of shit
Me: *OH! THANKS FOR HURTING ME BITCH AFTER YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T AND AFTER MAKING MEPROMISE I WOULD NOT HURT YOU!*
This has happened with nearly every girl I have dated
I need to write a book.
Me: I am tired of being hurt.
Girl: I have been hurt too much as well, but I PROMISE I will not hurt you if you just promise not to hurt me.
Me: I cannot promise anything, but I will try.
O N E M O N T H L A T E R
Girl:(after acting distant) Yeah, I think we need a break. Don't get me wrong, I like you allot... but i have allot of shit
Me: *OH! THANKS FOR HURTING ME BITCH AFTER YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T AND AFTER MAKING MEPROMISE I WOULD NOT HURT YOU!*
This has happened with nearly every girl I have dated
I need to write a book.