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Character: Okita Sougo
Series: Gintama
Character Age: 18
Canon: Gintama is a special series that takes place in the land of samurai, Edo. The skies that were once so clear and blue now play host to giant ships of alien origin. Where once the samurai walked the streets as the masters of their domain, now these extraterrestrials wander with impunity. Working for the Shogunate who indirectly are in command by these aliens are the special police force called the Shinsengumi. Does this sound serious? Don't take everything seriously, because this series is all about comedy, parodies, and the fourth wall.
Okita is the "hardworking" captain of the first division in the Shinsengumi. He's usually seen taking naps on duty, cutting work, taking vacations without letting his superiors know, and generally just bumming around. When he's not being lazy with work, he's usually blowing things up with his big bazooka. When he's not doing that, he's probably trying to send his vice-commander, Hijikata Toushirou to hell.
Aside from being lazy and irresponsible when it comes to the use of firearms, Okita is a sadist. His sadistic tendencies usually show up when he has to beat some people up, or during the most random of times. He is a big jerk and he can say the meanest things while wearing a straight face. He talks in a carefree to almost deadpan way, not really showing any hints of emotion. That said, getting a full gasping reaction out of him is something that's difficult to do.
Sample Post:
Welcome back to this week's "Okrah", where I will be addressing all your camp concerns. I'm supposed to be doing some arts and crafts, but I decided to excuse myself from it without telling anyone. Then, I realized that I should probably do something productive and help people out no matter how stupid their problems are, so that's what I'm doing right now. The Shinsengumi helps people all the time, so I guess I should still continue helping other people too. I'm taking my job seriously.
We were supposed to have Marcy the Tentacle Freak be our guest to help out answer some people's concerns, but we had some problems of our own. Marcy couldn't fit in the studio's door so there really will be no guest star today. I know girls are supposed to be the ones conscious about their weight, right? Why did she have to get so fat? Really. We had to change our guest star today because of it. So, without further ado, I present to everyone someone I call a national treasure-me.
Now, let's get everyone's pathetic problems out in the open so I can go nap already. We only have two letters for today, anyway. This is going to be quick.
"Okrah, I'm having a difficult time sleeping. Please help me! Yours truly, bEiBeRz0mBiE442."
Is this even camp related? Ah well. bEiBeRz0mBiE442, if you're having problems sleeping in camp, maybe you don't have the proper sleeping gear. Remember to apply bug repellent before sleeping. Make sure you're in a quiet spot too, and that there isn't a lot of light, because you're going to get distracted if there is. Then just count from one to ten, or until you fall asleep. Count something that makes you happy, I guess. I usually count the number of corpses of someone who deserves to die so I can fall asleep. It works every time.
Now for the next concern.
"There was a Camp Anon Confessions post the other day and I confessed to having smelly feet and a hairy ass. I got a lot of replies agreeing to it! What should I do, Okrah?!"
Wow, it must suck to be you. There really isn't anything you can do about your smelly feet or your hairy ass. Can I get a link to that thread? I want to add a "+1" comment to it.
And you know that part in almost every syndicated talk show where the host gives freebies to people? Yeah. This is that part. But since Marcy wasn't able to make it, the sponsor bastards decided to take everything back, 'ch. I was looking forward to new iPed touch too. It even has iTones 10 already. No freebies for everyone. Maybe if you vote this application in, you'll get one. Heh, just kidding. No one's getting any freebies! Face it!
This is all for this week's "Okrah". This is Okita Sougo of the Shinsengumi, making sure your time at Camp Fuck-ah, right, censor, censor. This is Okita Sougo of the Shinsengumi, making sure your time at Camp Fu*k Hijikata Die is a blast.
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Character: Okita Sougo
Series: Gintama
Character Age: 18
Canon: Gintama is a special series that takes place in the land of samurai, Edo. The skies that were once so clear and blue now play host to giant ships of alien origin. Where once the samurai walked the streets as the masters of their domain, now these extraterrestrials wander with impunity. Working for the Shogunate who indirectly are in command by these aliens are the special police force called the Shinsengumi. Does this sound serious? Don't take everything seriously, because this series is all about comedy, parodies, and the fourth wall.
Okita is the "hardworking" captain of the first division in the Shinsengumi. He's usually seen taking naps on duty, cutting work, taking vacations without letting his superiors know, and generally just bumming around. When he's not being lazy with work, he's usually blowing things up with his big bazooka. When he's not doing that, he's probably trying to send his vice-commander, Hijikata Toushirou to hell.
Aside from being lazy and irresponsible when it comes to the use of firearms, Okita is a sadist. His sadistic tendencies usually show up when he has to beat some people up, or during the most random of times. He is a big jerk and he can say the meanest things while wearing a straight face. He talks in a carefree to almost deadpan way, not really showing any hints of emotion. That said, getting a full gasping reaction out of him is something that's difficult to do.
Sample Post:
Welcome back to this week's "Okrah", where I will be addressing all your camp concerns. I'm supposed to be doing some arts and crafts, but I decided to excuse myself from it without telling anyone. Then, I realized that I should probably do something productive and help people out no matter how stupid their problems are, so that's what I'm doing right now. The Shinsengumi helps people all the time, so I guess I should still continue helping other people too. I'm taking my job seriously.
We were supposed to have Marcy the Tentacle Freak be our guest to help out answer some people's concerns, but we had some problems of our own. Marcy couldn't fit in the studio's door so there really will be no guest star today. I know girls are supposed to be the ones conscious about their weight, right? Why did she have to get so fat? Really. We had to change our guest star today because of it. So, without further ado, I present to everyone someone I call a national treasure-me.
Now, let's get everyone's pathetic problems out in the open so I can go nap already. We only have two letters for today, anyway. This is going to be quick.
"Okrah, I'm having a difficult time sleeping. Please help me! Yours truly, bEiBeRz0mBiE442."
Is this even camp related? Ah well. bEiBeRz0mBiE442, if you're having problems sleeping in camp, maybe you don't have the proper sleeping gear. Remember to apply bug repellent before sleeping. Make sure you're in a quiet spot too, and that there isn't a lot of light, because you're going to get distracted if there is. Then just count from one to ten, or until you fall asleep. Count something that makes you happy, I guess. I usually count the number of corpses of someone who deserves to die so I can fall asleep. It works every time.
Now for the next concern.
"There was a Camp Anon Confessions post the other day and I confessed to having smelly feet and a hairy ass. I got a lot of replies agreeing to it! What should I do, Okrah?!"
Wow, it must suck to be you. There really isn't anything you can do about your smelly feet or your hairy ass. Can I get a link to that thread? I want to add a "+1" comment to it.
And you know that part in almost every syndicated talk show where the host gives freebies to people? Yeah. This is that part. But since Marcy wasn't able to make it, the sponsor bastards decided to take everything back, 'ch. I was looking forward to new iPed touch too. It even has iTones 10 already. No freebies for everyone. Maybe if you vote this application in, you'll get one. Heh, just kidding. No one's getting any freebies! Face it!
This is all for this week's "Okrah". This is Okita Sougo of the Shinsengumi, making sure your time at Camp Fuck-ah, right, censor, censor. This is Okita Sougo of the Shinsengumi, making sure your time at Camp Fu*k Hijikata Die is a blast.
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Voting went here! 91.1% in, 8.9% out