hell yeah
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I gave would_you_cry a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I set xxvmpirebitesxx's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-70 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sadnessovercame