Sep 10, 2004 09:30
It's 9:30 a.m. I'm at home. I'm at home, and it's 9:30 a.m. I bet you're probably wondering how that happened, right? Well, you see, I am suspended. And so is Billy. I feel terrible, because I know Erin didn't want me to do anything like that, yet I did it anyways. That's the worst fucking aprt of all of this...other than that part I find it funny, actually pretty damn funny, actually HYSTERICAL! So I see him in the hallway, and all my plans about leraving him alone slipped out of my mind. So I walk calm and confidently up to him, and proceed to wrap my hand around his pretty little neck and simultaneously squeeze tighter and tighter while telling him to Keep his fucking mouth shut or else something bad might happen. Then, after a grand total of about one minute of pushes and shoves, we were broke up by some wierd looking chick that I've never seen before. Does she even teach at Fruitport? wtf? In separate rooms in the office we had to write "Statements." Ha. What a fucking joke. So I wrote my statement, and proceede to explain the way I accidentally bumped him, which caused him to do all the rest of what happened. Well Mr. Young read his statement, then mine. he said to me, in these EXACT fucking words
"Well Justin here's what's going on here. I'm really not believeing what Billy's telling me. He says you jsut walked right up to him out of nowhere, and grabbed him by the throat. And I just don't see it happening like that at all."
Now that was fucking beautiful music to ears. So he sent us both home for the day, after making us talk to two counselors in the SAME ROOM. I just sat in there, grinning and crackinh jokes the whole time. The counselors were digign me. O other that a ONE day suspension that I will be able to TOTALLY sweet talk my aunt into believeing wasn't my fault. :D I'm so glad to have that fucking thorn out of my side FOR GOOD!