I R GUD TIPPeR!!
for some reason i was craving mcdonald's. i haven't eaten there in about two years and i got the cravin' for a big mac. so we got the kids ready and headed for the gallery. when we got there it was insanely crowded so we said screw it and decided to go to the hardrock cafe instead. biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig fucking mistake. we'd been there quite a few times before and the service was quite good and the food was decent enough so we figured it was a safe bet, but this time, boooooy howdy... was that a mistake. a big fucking, leave me hungry and angry mistake.
we got our appetizer and no plates. what the fuck am i supposed to put the food on? so our waitress finally comes to the table and asks if we need some plates. i told tone that by the time she brought them out our food would be there. i was correct. so our food gets there and i swear to gawd it looked like it had been sitting under a heat lamp for a ridiculous amount of time and it honestly looked like whoever prepared my burger got into some sort of physical altercation with it. so we sat there, staring at our plates. the kids happily ate their food [theirs was decent]. then i noticed other people's plates coming out. heaping helpings of fries, their plates presented in an appetizing fashion, what the fuck happened to ours?!? we immediately wanted to complain but our waitress was nowhere to be found. she would appear, tend to other tables and then disappear. do i look like a bad tipper or something? did i have a boogie hangin'? why the fuck did our waitress ignore us? fucking cunt! grrrrr!
so we sat there, waiting for our waitress to reappear so that we could get her attention. we just sat there, feeling helpless, staring at the rubbish sitting on our plates, getting angrier and angrier. so the bitch finally reappears, asks us if everything was ok [no! it's not ok bitch! look at their plates and look at ours! do you see a difference?] and tone calmly explained the problem. she took the plates off our check and removed the offensive food from our site. i will never, ever go back there. ever! ever! seventeen bucks for an appetizer should at least guarantee me getting some fucking plates, you fuckers!
we got our appetizer and no plates. what the fuck am i supposed to put the food on? so our waitress finally comes to the table and asks if we need some plates. i told tone that by the time she brought them out our food would be there. i was correct. so our food gets there and i swear to gawd it looked like it had been sitting under a heat lamp for a ridiculous amount of time and it honestly looked like whoever prepared my burger got into some sort of physical altercation with it. so we sat there, staring at our plates. the kids happily ate their food [theirs was decent]. then i noticed other people's plates coming out. heaping helpings of fries, their plates presented in an appetizing fashion, what the fuck happened to ours?!? we immediately wanted to complain but our waitress was nowhere to be found. she would appear, tend to other tables and then disappear. do i look like a bad tipper or something? did i have a boogie hangin'? why the fuck did our waitress ignore us? fucking cunt! grrrrr!
so we sat there, waiting for our waitress to reappear so that we could get her attention. we just sat there, feeling helpless, staring at the rubbish sitting on our plates, getting angrier and angrier. so the bitch finally reappears, asks us if everything was ok [no! it's not ok bitch! look at their plates and look at ours! do you see a difference?] and tone calmly explained the problem. she took the plates off our check and removed the offensive food from our site. i will never, ever go back there. ever! ever! seventeen bucks for an appetizer should at least guarantee me getting some fucking plates, you fuckers!