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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave capior a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I put money in doozer26's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I bought porn for cloud9casper (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (747 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
sadisticredhead