Jul 01, 2005 23:14
Emo boys are not hard to find, and very easy to seduce since they think their luck with women is horrible and the fact that a woman would even talk to them would blow their minds. You can usually find them in bookstores at the mall, where they work.
You will need:
1) Thrift store clothing or a band shirt
2) Dark thick framed glasses
3) A skirt
Conversation should be as follows:
You: I like your hair
Him: Thanks, I washed it last Tuesday, the grease helps me spike it easier
You: So, you work here? That sucks.
Him: Yeah, but since my girlfriend left me I haven’t had much motivation to do anything.
You: Yeah, girls are like that. So, do you want to fuck?
Him: Yeah, if I can cry into my pillow afterwards.
You: Sure.
Depressing, but at least you got laid.