Was in Danielles buddy4u profile thingy? So I stoled it!!

Jul 01, 2005 23:14

Emo boys are not hard to find, and very easy to seduce since they think their luck with women is horrible and the fact that a woman would even talk to them would blow their minds. You can usually find them in bookstores at the mall, where they work.

You will need:
1) Thrift store clothing or a band shirt
2) Dark thick framed glasses
3) A skirt

Conversation should be as follows:

You: I like your hair
Him: Thanks, I washed it last Tuesday, the grease helps me spike it easier
You: So, you work here? That sucks.
Him: Yeah, but since my girlfriend left me I haven’t had much motivation to do anything.
You: Yeah, girls are like that. So, do you want to fuck?
Him: Yeah, if I can cry into my pillow afterwards.
You: Sure.

Depressing, but at least you got laid.
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