5 times AT-TUN visited Kame on the set of One Pound Gospel
5 Times AT-TUN visited Kame on the set of One Pound Gospel
Disclaimers: I’m not Johnny. That really should explain everything.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Akame and a tiny bit of PiKame and MaruDa if you squint really, really hard.
I’m sorry!! I just couldn’t resist!! >.<
It’s my birthday today~!! ^^
This fic is dedicated to:
1) Kiritani Shuji from Nobuta wo Produce (1st November) [Edit: I know he doesn’t exist in real life but I like him~!!]
2) The 3rd so-called anniversary of the temporary unit Shuji to Akira and it’s my birthday too~!! (2nd November)
3) Nishikido Ryo of NEWS and Kanjani8 (3rd November)
4) Tanaka Koki of KAT-TUN & tesshi. (5th November) ^^ Happy birthday!! *hugs*
5) Tegoshi Yuya of NEWS (11th November)
6) Totsuka Shota of A.B.C. (13th November)
7) chika1611. (16th November) ^^ Happy birthday!!
8) Jermaine (Leandra’s younger brother whom I get along with to a certain extent…) (28th November)
9) Taguchi Junnosuke of KAT-TUN (29th November)
10) Chinen Yuri of Hey!Say!Jump (30th November)
By the way, xx_lovelain_xx wrote a birthday fic for me~!! I LOVE YOU YAN-CHAN~!! *hugs* It's a RyoKame one-shot and I LOVE IT. ^^
Click on the link below to read it~!!
http://xx-lovelain-xx.livejournal.com/37352.html
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“I was only 40kg at that time.”
“Eeeh?!”
“No one’s making fun of this, huh?”
“You’re not Reed you know?”
After that recording of CARTOON KAT-TUN, Kame went off to catch up with Horikita Maki while the other remaining members of KAT-TUN were left behind, still reeling from the shock when Kame revealed that he was severely underweight during Nobuta.
“He was 40 freaking kilograms!!” Koki yelled, grabbing Junno by the collar of his shirt and shaking him in frustration, “40 BLOODY KILOGRAMS!! EVEN A MODEL WEIGHS MORE THAN THAT!!”
Nakamaru tugged on Koki’s hands desperately, seeing Junno’s face turning blue due to the lack of air, “Yes, Kame was 40 kilograms during the filming of Nobuta and for God’s sake, LET JUNNO GO!!”
“Oops. My bad.”
Ueda bit his lower lip, “Damn, we were all so busy being upset with Kame that we never noticed that he was not taking care of himself. AGAIN.”
“Hm, now I understand why I always saw Yamapi drag Kame out to eat...” Junno remarked almost cheerfully, oblivious to Jin’s death glare.
“And why Yuto always dropped by to give Kame an extra bento lunch set that his mother had made...” Nakamaru added, unknowingly adding to Jin’s irritation.
Jin scowled and said sourly, “Yeah, we get it already. We failed in our mission to make sure Kame is well and healthy. No need to rub in the fact that apparently other people had been doing our jobs for us.”
“Aw, Jin’s just jealous that Yamapi took better care of Kame than he did.”
“SHUT UP BOUZU!!”
“BOUZU JANAI!!”
“ALRIGHT BREAK IT UP!!” Ueda yelled over the chaos, giving both Jin and Koki the evil eye and they meekly hid behind Nakamaru, who smiled at him in thanks. “All we have to do from now on is to make sure that the next time Kame gets a role in a drama, we will make sure that he will be well taken of.”
Here, Ueda chuckled almost evilly, eyes gleaming in anticipation. The rest of the KAT-TUN members backed off warily, exchanging frightened looks. “Note to self: A protective Ueda is a very scary Ueda.”
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A few months later, Kame announced to the rest of KAT-TUN that he was given the lead role of Hatanaka Kousaku in One Pound Gospel and he was perplexed to see his band mates exchange determined looks and Kame made his exit quickly after Ueda broke out into an eerie chuckle, followed by insane laughter and a loud “HALLELUJAH--- CHANCE~!!!!” from Jin and Koki.
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1) Make sure that Kame always eat enough, conveniently forgetting that all Kame does in the drama is box and eat. Mostly eat. -Nakamaru Yuichi.
Kame took a deep breath and patted his face gently with a towel after an intense training session with the rest of the crew. The filming had just started recently and he needed to bulk up for his role as Kousaku. This sadly means that Kame needed to eat more than he usually did.
“Kamenashi-kun!! It’s lunch time!!” Yamada Ryosuke said cheerfully, sitting next to Kame and handing his senpai a bento box. Kame smiled in appreciation and opened the lunch box, inwardly cringing at the pickled plums inside.
“Ne... Yama-chan... I don’t think I’m hungry...” Kame said slowly, placing the lid back onto the box. Ryosuke frowned and was about to protest when the door slammed open and everybody in the studio jumped in shock.
“HAI DOMO~~~~~!!!!!!!!! NAKAMARU DESU~!!!” Nakamaru yelled chirpily, making his way merrily into the studio, oblivious to the wide-eyed looks the cast and the crew of One Pound Gospel were giving him.
Kame shot up from his seat, shock written all over his face, “Maru?! What in blazes are you doing here?!”
“Eating lunch with you silly!!” Nakamaru laughed almost daintily, plopping down next to a wide-eyed Kame and taking out several lunch boxes from his bag which he had brought along. “Let’s see... I have curry rice, salad, some energy drinks, oolong tea and...”
Kame’s eyes brightened, “SQUID SUSHI!!”
Nakamaru grinned widely and dragged a make-shift table closer to them, placing everything on it and the crew of One Pound Gospel stared at the mini-buffet Nakamaru Yuichi had magically pulled out of his bag.
“But Maru...” Kame looked up almost mournfully, “I can’t finish EVERYTHING.”
“Nonsense Kame!! Now, let’s eat~!! Say ah~!!” Nakamaru cooed, holding a squid sushi to Kame’s lips and the younger boy rolled his eyes playfully but ate the sushi obligingly.
“Ne, Maru...” Kame said, munching slightly, “Hmm... delicious, don’t you have work...?
Nakamaru’s hand froze in the midst of feeding Kame another piece of sushi and dropped the chopsticks he was holding. “SHOUNEN CLUB RECORDING!! KOYAMA’S GOING TO KILL ME!!” Getting up in a hurry, Nakamaru rushed out and yelled before running out of the door, “EAT UP EVERYTHING KAME!! I’LL SEE YOU AT THE JIMUSHO LATER!!”
The director turned to Kame who shrugged nonchalantly before helping himself to the rest of the food Nakamaru had brought for him. The rest of the crew turned back to do their jobs and Ryosuke blinked owlishly. Opening his mouth to ask Kamenashi-kun what just happened; Ryosuke was surprised to see a bright, happy smile on his senior’s face.
Later that day, Kame bounced into the studio they used to record CARTOON KAT-TUN and immediately hugged Nakamaru, giggling. Nakamaru grinned and secretly exchanged thumbs-up with AT-TU, still hugging Kame back.
Name: Nakamaru Yuichi [N]
Mission Status: SUCCESS
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2) Trainers .Why do you need them if you have me? -Ueda Tatsuya
Kame frowned and counted to ten in his head, trying to resist the sweet temptation of punching his trainer into next year. His trainer, Yasuda-san was a complete sadist, making Kame strain and push his body to the limits and even Ryosuke had been giving his senpai sympathetic looks.
“Alright Kamenashi. I’m giving you a ten-minute break and then we’ll start again with the second part of your training regime.” Yasuda said turning away and making his way to the director, missing the raspberry Kame had thrown at him childishly.
Kame pouted and plopped into one of the chairs tiredly, “You mean YOUR TRAINING regime from hell. Stupid evil trainer...”
Yasuda-san wandered over barely a few minutes later, a gleeful smile on his face and Kame had to keep himself from bolting, knowing inwardly that whatever news that he was going to convey will bring hazardous results to his poor aching muscles.
“Kamenashi, the director has just given me permission to increase your push-ups, crunches and sit-ups from a hundred to three hundred. And these changes take effect from now.” Yasuda smirked smugly, seeing the horrified look on the idol’s face.
“What kind of a training regime is this? This is complete and utter rubbish.” A soft voice commented a bit crossly and Kame looked up in surprise, recognizing the owner’s voice.
“Tat-chan? What are you doing here?” Kame blinked up to his fellow band mate in surprise.
Ueda Tatsuya smiled gently at Kame and replied, “I just thought of visiting you, that’s all,” before returning to his previous job of glaring at Yasuda, who had taken a step back in fear from the intensity of the death glare.
Ueda frowned, displeased at the so-called training regime that this pathetic excuse of a trainer had apparently concocted for the baby of KAT-TUN. “Are you just plain stupid? Those numbers are outrageous!! Are you trying to KILL Kame?!”
“Mind your own business boy!” Yasuda snapped haughtily, sending Ueda a displeased look, “and besides, I am Kamenashi’s trainer, not you.”
Ueda’s eyes narrowed dangerously, “Mind my own business? Kazuya’s business happens to be MY business too you pathetic excuse for a human being. And besides,” Ueda smirked acidly, “Isn’t it just childish and not to mention pathetic, to get back at Kazuya by hurting him physically like this just because of that incident?”
Yasuda paled considerably and stuttered nervously, “Wha- what... I have no idea what you’re talking about boy!!”
Kame blinked in confusion and turned to Ueda who had a scary smile on his face. “Tat-chan...?”
Ueda smiled kindly at Kame, affectionately patting the younger man’s head, “Don’t listen to him anymore Kame. He’s just trying to get back at you since his previous, and not to mention ONLY girlfriend, dumped him because she claimed that she was madly in love with you.”
Kame blinked and mouthed a silent ‘Oh’ while Yasuda turned red in both anger and embarrassment. The crew of One Pound Gospel had fallen silent, watching the icy wrath of Ueda Tatsuya of KAT-TUN slowly being unleashed upon Yasuda.
Ueda turned icy eyes on Yasuda and smiled coldly, “From now on, I am Kazuya’s trainer and if I see even a strand of your greasy hair anywhere near Kazuya... I assure you...” Here, Ueda chuckled darkly, eyes glinting dangerously, “There will be... GRIM consequences.”
Yasuda squeaked and immediately high-tailed out of the building.
The crew of One Pound Gospel shivered at the scary smile Ueda Tatsuya was currently sporting but to their surprise, the scary smile melted into a soft, affectionate one as Ueda starting massaging Kame’s sore muscles, earning him a bright smile from Kame.
Later that day, Ueda and Kame entered the studio with their arms interlinked and while Kame was happily chatting away, he missed the thumbs-up and triumphant grin Ueda had sent AT-TN secretly.
Name: Ueda Tatsuya [U]
Mission Status: SUCCESS
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3) Jokes are the best thing to cheer somebody up, even if my jokes can freeze Hell. - Taguchi Junnosuke
“CUT!!” The director roared, slamming the script down. Kame sent an apologetic look to the other actors. He had amazingly forgotten some of his lines and out of impulse, he had created an entire new set of dialogues and some of the other casts and even the crew had burst out laughing, hence incurring the wrath of the director.
The director fumed and turned to Kame, muttering, “I’m giving you a fifteen minutes break to memorise your lines Kamenashi.”
Kame nodded meekly and winced internally as the director stormed off. Yamada gave his senpai a sympathetic look as Kame slumped down onto his seat and flipped opened his script.
Yamada went forward, intent on comforting his senpai when the door slammed open yet again for second time that week.
“KAME-CHAAAAAAAAAN~!! LOVELY AFTERNOON ISN’T IT?!” Taguchi Junnosuke sing-songed happily, waltzing into the studio. Yamada’s eyes widened. This is the third time in a row that a member of KAT-TUN had visited Kamenashi-senpai on the set of One Pound Gospel and it seemed to be too much to be called a coincidence.
Kame stared up in surprise, “Junno? What are you doing here?”
Junno smiled brightly and said in one breath, “I just happened to pass by the building and I thought to myself, ‘Isn’t this where Kame-chan is filming his drama?’. After spending ten minutes trying to remember if it is the correct place, I called Nakamaru to ask!! He said, ‘Yes, it’s the correct place.’ So, I decided to stop by and say ‘Hi!!’ since we haven’t really spent time with each other lately and it’s boring without you around since Koki kicking me is getting old and Jin is just being plain annoying. So, HI KAME-CHAN!! ^___________^”
Kame stared blankly up at his band mate, “Can you do that again?”
“Eh? Do what?”
“Say everything you just said to me previously in one breath. It was completely fascinating.”
Junno grinned, “OK!! I just happened to pass by the building and I thought to myself- -”
Kame laughed and smacked Junno’s head playfully, “I was just joking Junno!!”
The director barked from the other side of the room, “We’ll start again in ten minutes!! Kamenashi, you better remember your lines correctly this time!!”
Kame winced and slumped down dejectedly, “You didn’t have to shout it to the whole word…”
Junno patted Kame’s shoulder encouragingly, “What’s the worse thing that could happen?”
-Fifteen minutes later-
Kame muttered drolly from his sitting position on the floor, “What’s the worse thing that could happen? Well, how about getting screamed at the director for brilliantly forgetting my lines once again and being sent OUT of the set for a ‘TIME-OUT’ like a kindergarten school kid?!”
Junno flinched inwardly at the blank stare the baby of KAT-TUN was giving him. Then, Kame made his voice go up a pitch higher and mimicked Junno’s voice, “What’s the worse thing that could happen? You just HAD to jinx it don’t you? What kind of amulet are you wearing? Oh the shame…”
Yamada who had followed his both his senpais out winced at the harsh words. ‘Ouch.’
Junno’s smile wavered a slight 45° degree. “I’m so sorry Kame!! What can I do to make it up to you?”
Blank stare.
Junno immediately turned around, walked a short distance away from Kame and whipped out his cell phone, speed-dialling Nakamaru. “Nakamaru!! It’s not working!! I tried to cheer Kame up but all I ended up doing was make him angrier than he already is and OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY!! I’M SUCH A FAILURE!! UEDA, DON’T KILL ME WITH YOUR DEATH GLARE!! KOKI, DON’T KILL ME WITH YOUR BRAZILLIAN KICK!! JIN, JUST STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEE~!!!”
Yamada who was standing near Junno raised an eyebrow when he heard Tanaka Koki’s voice yell over the phone, “I KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO SEND HIM TO WAR!! HELL, I TOLD YOU REPEATEDLY THAT IT WAS A BAD IDEA!! WHY DID YOU SEND HIM?!”
Nakamaru Yuichi’s voice was heard next, “Because there are only the five of us fighting this war to begin with and WHY AM I NOT CONSIDERED A THREAT TO JUNNO?!”
“Because you’re a backboneless wimp?” Akanishi Jin’s voice supplied cheerfully and a shout of “OI!! THAT HURTS TAT-CHAN!!” was heard shortly after that comment.
“Enough,” Ueda Tatsuya’s voice was heard, “Junno, it’s time to use the ‘Ultimate Move™’.”
A deathly silence engulfed the entire room.
“Yes, General Ueda.” Junno replied seriously, flipping his cell phone close. Kame raised an eyebrow as Junno sat down in front of him with an unusually serious look on his face.
“Who were you talking to over the phone, and why are you staring at me like that?” Kame asked blandly.
Junno sighed and stared deep into Kame’s brown eyes, “I’ve been given permission from General Ueda-”
“General Ueda?” Both Kame and Yamada echoed, exchanging perplexed looks.
“-to use the ‘Ultimate Move™’ on you since desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Junno took a deep breath, stared at Kame and said determinedly, “Here I go!”
Yamada unconsciously clung onto Kame’s hand in slight fear and Kame looked warily at the usually cheerful member of KAT-TUN.
“IRIGUCHI, DEGUCHI, TAGUCHI, DESU!!”
Silence.
“Bah.” Yamada offered eloquently, eyes twitching madly. He had heard rumours circulating around from various senpais in Johnny’s Entertainment that KAT-TUN were actually a bunch of sadists and generally crazy people and the only reportedly sane member was Kamenashi Kazuya.
Ueda Tatsuya has a torture chamber hidden in his basement and still insists he could see fairies. Koki Tanaka likes to confuse people with his hip-hop lingo which nobody understands. Akanishi Jin destroys any happy emotions with his sudden silent broodings. Nakamaru Yuichi beat-boxes at any random moments just to annoy people. But the most dangerous member was Taguchi Junnosuke who is able to freeze Hell with his cold jokes.
But what surprised Yamada that instead of staring blankly at Junno, Kame’s shoulders started shaking and laughter spilled from his lips. Soon, he was rolling on the floor in hysterics. Junno joined in the laughter while Yamada stared at his senpais in horrid fascination.
Maybe Yuto was wrong when he said that his beloved Kamenashi-kun is the only one who is considered normal and most importantly, sane in KAT-TUN?
Even after filming had ended for the day, Kame was still giggling all the way back to the Jimusho and that is all that was needed to know that Junno has completed his mission. Junno smiled brightly and sent a thumbs-up to A-TUN.
Name: Taguchi Junnosuke [T]
Mission Status: SUCCESS
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4) Whether it’s rapping or being an AD, I’m your man, dawg!! -Tanaka Koki
“Denwa...nari tsuzuketa...” Kame sang softly to himself.
Yamada walked up to Kame and asked curiously, “Isn’t that the theme song of One Pound Gospel?”
Kame’s smile widened, “Yeah, it’s called ‘LIPS’!! Let’s sing it together shall we?”
Yamada’s smile widened and he eagerly nodded, not wanting to miss the rare opportunity to sing alongside the famed Kamenashi Kazuya of KAT-TUN. Kame took out his own copy of KAT-TUN’s latest single ‘LIPS’ and placed the CD into a music player. Music spilled from it and soon, the voices of Kamenashi Kazuya and Yamada Ryosuke filled up the room.
‘Sono akaku somaru kuchibiru
Chikazukete kowashitai hageshiku
Meguri meguru kisetsu ga kimi dake wo kaete yuku
Kono te wo hanasanaide’
As the music neared Tanaka Koki’s rapping part, Yamada was about to rap his part when an unusually familiar voice interrupted him.
‘“I need da kiss" kara hajimaru Lips sono meiwaku Lips
Hittin’ da heart? This is a sick’
Kame and Yamada stared at each other in confusion. Both of them simultaneously turned their heads slowly towards the direction where the voice came from and Kame raised an eyebrow, slowly getting up and headed towards the director’s chair.
What greeted him was the sight of Tanaka Koki hunched over behind the director’s chair, muttering something along the lines of: “I’m the only one who does the rapping over here you dig’?”
Kame’s eyes twitched and he resisted the urge to sigh, “Koki?”
Koki started violently, looking up to see Kamenashi Kazuya’s blank expression. “Eh... Hehe. Wassup dawg?”
Kame sighed amusedly and crossed his arms, “And may I have the pleasure of knowing what you are doing here?”
Koki grinned mysteriously and was about to answer when the director yelled from the other side of the room, “AD-SAN!! WHERE IS MY COFFEE?!”
Koki immediately shouted a loud, “HAI!! I’M COMING OVER RIGHT NOW SIR!!” before quickly grabbed a steaming cup of coffee and rushed towards the director.
“AD-san?” Kame and Yamada echoed, exchanging perplexed looks yet again for the second time that week.
For the whole of that day, Kame didn’t know whether to be amused or just plain creeped out. Wherever he went, Koki was sure to follow. When Kame was thirsty, Koki immediately handed him a chilled bottle of mineral water and even opened the bottle cap for him, delicately placing in a cute Winnie the Pooh Bear™ bendy straw.
When Kame was hungry, Koki pushed him down to a seat before rushing out and returning with a couple of lunch boxes, which suspiciously looks like the exact same ones that Nakamaru had brought over for him earlier that week.
Koki was practically treating him like a princess, fussing over him non-stop. Honestly, it was freaky yet oddly flattering at the same time.
“Hai! Cut!” The director’s voice yelled out. Kame sighed loudly, relieved that that day’s filming is done...for the moment at least. “Kamenashi-kun!” Yamada called out; patting the seat next to him, indicating for his senpai to sit.
At that moment in time, a blond flash zipped by past Yamada and Kame found himself being carried bridal-style, “Koki?!”
Not a word was said from the partially bald rapper as he brought Kame over to the seat next to Yamada and actually swept any invisible dust particles off the chair before gently placing Kame down like a princess. “Gomen ne, Kame-chan. There wasn’t enough time to borrow the sanitizer from Nakamaru so after this, I’ll go and hand-wash your clothes, okay?” Koki said with a reassuring grin on his face.
Silence.
Yamada and Kame was too shocked to say anything. Yamada was blinking very fast and mouthing the words ‘sanitizer?!’ and ‘hand-wash?!’ to himself repeatedly in shock. “AD-SAN!! OI!! WHERE ARE THE DONUTS?!”
“HAI~!!” Koki scrambled over to the fuming director after saying to Kame, “Wait for me, Kame-chan!! I’ll be right back!!”
Yamada looked over at Kame to see his senpai who had a stunned look on his face. “Kamenashi-kun,” Kame turned his attention to his kouhai, “You’re lucky.”
“Huh?”
“You’re lucky, Kamenashi-kun, to have people like Tanaka-kun pamper and care for you like that,” Yamada smiled. Kame returned the smile with a sweet smile of his own, looking at Koki who was trying to hold in his anger at the manager for scolding him for getting the wrong type of donuts.
“Yeah, I am.”
“YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED STRAWBERRY DONUTS! I DIDN’T HEAR IT WRONGLY!! ARE YOU IMPLYING I’M DUMB, DEAF AND STUPID?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME, PUNK?” Koki sent his infamous ‘Gangsta Glare’™ the manager’s way. The manager looked appalled and huffed before stalking away haughtily, yelling for another AD to get his ALMOND-COATED donuts instead.
“Now what am I supposed to do with these strawberry donuts?!” Koki growled, holding the box filled with strawberry donuts.
“Strawberry?” Yamada perked up, practically floating towards the rapper of KAT-TUN and stared up to his senpai with big, woeful eyes. Koki blinked, shrugged and simply handed it over to Yamada’s eagerly waiting hands and it was devoured in mere seconds.
Kame blinked and burst out giggling, “I think he should have been the one acting as Kousaku instead of me!!”
At the end of the day, Tanaka Koki was fired from his job of being AD for the director of One Pound Gospel because he had physically threaten the director himself and was being more of a nuisance than a help around the set.
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Back at the Jimusho, a thunderstorm was taking place in the dressing room of Hey!Say!Jump. Yamada Ryosuke was on rampage. “Why aren’t you guys like Tanaka-kun?! He pampered Kamenashi-kun to no tomorrow!! Why don’t you guys act like that?! Where’s the member-ai that Koyama-kun sprouts during every single Shounen Club filming?!”
Yamada pointed to a bewildered Nakajima Yuto, “Where are my strawberry donuts?! Where?!”
Hey!Say!Jump couldn’t do anything but stare at Yamada Ryosuke in shock and confusion. “The only pampering you guys do is to Chinen!!” He pointed to the gymnastics expert of the group, “and he isn’t even the youngest!” In an instance, he engulfed Morimoto Ryutaro in a motherly hug, “We should be pampering the youngest in the group!!”
Pulling Morimoto away from the hug, he asked him sweetly, “Would you like me to hand-wash your clothes? I’ll ask for some sanitizer from Nakamaru-kun!! I’m sure he wouldn’t mind giving me some!!”
Hikaru leaned over to the BEST members and whispered loudly, “What the heck is a sanitizer?” The rest just shrugged in reply.
As Yamada continued ranting to his member-ai-less group, Tanaka Koki, with an arm slung affectionately around Kame’s shoulder, grinned and sent a thumbs-up towards AT-UN’s way as they casually walked past Hey!Say!Jump’s dressing room on their way back to their own dressing room.
Name: Tanaka Koki [-T]
Mission Status: SUCCESS
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5) The early bird catches the worm, or rather, the turtle. - Akanishi Jin
Jin scowled once again, seeing Kame walk into the studio. No, it was not Kame he was annoyed at. He was more annoyed at the persistent little thing draped around Kame’s shoulders, a soon-to-be-dead-best-friend-of-his Yamashita Tomohisa.
Despite his busy schedule, Yamapi had made time for Kame, taking him out for lunch and even picking him up from the filming venue. To Jin’s annoyance, Yamapi always SOMEHOW managed to arrive earlier than he did, either to pick Kame up from the filming venue of One Pound Gospel or bring him out to eat.
It had made the rest of KAT-TUN wonder how in the world Yamapi even knows Kame’s schedule to the point that he can even remember it to the last detail. But one day, Ueda had accidentally overheard Yamapi innocently asking Yamada Ryosuke about the filming of One Pound Gospel. Ryosuke being Ryosuke had happily told Yamapi EVERYTHING, including where the filming venues are located at and what time filming ends.
A few hours later, T-TN had a hard time holding a furious Akanishi Jin back from murdering his own best friend after Ueda had casually let that little information slip and Nakamaru had merely patted Kame’s head when the latter came back from the washroom to see Koki trying to beat Jin down into submission.
Jin huffed and said petulantly, “Seems like I have no choice but to use THAT method.”
“That method?” Junno repeated, looking up from his Nintendo DS.
Ueda snorted and muttered, “That can’t be good.”
“Let the boy do whatever he wants Tat-chan. We’ll just stand by to clean up his mess.” Koki chipped in cheerfully and Nakamaru snickered.
“I’ll show you!! I’ll beat Yamapi!! Bwahaha!!” Jin cackled evilly, oblivious to Kame who stood beside Nakamaru, confused.
“Beat Yamapi at what?”
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-The next day, at the building where One Pound Gospel is filming-
Kame trudged into the building wearily, his muscles still aching from the strenuous exercises he did everyday. He raised an eyebrow when he heard the crew whisper furiously among themselves, pointing to a suspicious black lump hidden badly among the camera equipment. Kame raised his other eyebrow when the black lump wiggled almost inconspicuously.
Kame sighed and walked over, squatting down beside the black lump and poked it, “Jin, I have absolutely no idea what you are doing but it’s not working you know.”
The lump wiggled once and a soft, frantic voice whispered back, “Jin? Hohoho!! I am not this ‘Jin’ you are speaking of! I am merely a black insignificant lump! Hohoho!”
“Lumps do not speak Jin.”
Silence.
A soft sigh was heard, and a head slowly popped out of the sack. Jin stared almost mournfully up at Kame who was staring at him with his infamous “You better have a good explanation for this Akanishi Jin™” look which he had perfected over the years.
Jin tried to smile but it immediately faltered when Kame’s gaze didn’t waver at the very least. “Jin.”
“It was the only way!!” Jin blurted out, cringing inwardly at the look on Kame’s face.
“The only way to...?”
Jin pouted and said sourly, “It was the only way I could beat Yamapi at picking you up from filming and bringing you out to eat.”
Kame’s eyes twitched, “So you’re telling me that your only solution is to apparently camp out at the filming site, which also raises the question on how you got into this place to begin with, just to beat Yamapi?”
“Y...yes?”
“AKANISHI JIN!!”
“BUT I WANTED TO PICK YOU UP FROM FILMING AND BRING YOU OUT TO EAT!!” Jin wailed, sobbing pathetically and clinging onto Kame’s legs. Kame started to inwardly panic at the bewildered looks his co-actors and the rest of the crew were giving him. Bending down quickly, he grabbed Jin by the collar of his shirt, gave his audience a dazzling smile and proceeded to drag a still sobbing Jin outside.
Once outside, Kame sighed softly, but smiled and sat down on his heels. Jin was still sniffing and Kame had to refrain from giggling. “Jin...”
“Don’t be angry at me!! I swear I won’t do it again!!”
Kame rolled his eyes, “I’m not angry you know.”
“I just wanted to wipe that smug grin off Yamapi’s face- - eh, you’re not??” Jin blinked, surprised to see an amused smile on Kame’s face. What surprised Jin even more was that Kame had slumped forward, his head snugly resting on Jin’s broad chest and his slender arms were wrapped loosely around Jin’s waist.
“Thank you...” Kame whispered, a shy smile gracing his features.
Jin’s smile broadened and he simply tightened his arms around Kame’s lithe body in response and placed a soft kiss on Kame’s head.
A short while later, Yamashita Tomohisa made his way to the filming venue of One Pound Gospel, whistling cheerfully. Yamada Ryosuke, the little darling, had told him that filming had been cancelled that day and Yamapi had immediately rushed to his car, intent on picking Kame up from filming and have lunch with him.
To his horror, the only thing that greeted him was complete and utter silence and a huge white poster with the kanji characters ‘毎度あり’ written on it in black ink.
“BAKANISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY LINE FROM KUROSAGI?!”
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Jin smirked from inside his car, a few kilometres away from the filming venue. Turning back, Jin smiled fondly at Kame who was fast asleep on the back seat, completely exhausted. Filming had been cancelled that day because Kuroki Meisa, who was acting as Sister Angela, had caught a cold.
Jin flipped open his cell phone and speed-dialled Nakamaru and when he heard a cheerful ‘Moshi Moshi?’ from the other line, he said smugly:
“Akanishi Jin here. Mission Status: Success.”
Jin hung up on Nakamaru and speed-dialled Yamapi and after hearing a bland ‘What, Jin?’ from the other line, he replied with a simple but smug nonetheless, “Maido Ari.”
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Kame was perplexed when he found out Jin had been avoiding Yamapi for more than three whole weeks already and he only got more confused when his band mates burst out laughing whenever he brought up the issue.
At the end of the day, Kame decided not to ask, deciding that it was not worth what remains of his sanity after being in Johnny’s Entertainment for so long and being stuck with a group of overprotective members.
But deep down, Kame knew that he will never give AT-TUN up for the world.
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Owari~!!
Translation: ‘毎度あり’ I had a hard time looking for the kanji words and I hope this is the right one. It means ‘maido ari’, or ‘thanks for your patronage’. ^^ If you watch Kurosagi, this line is Kurosagi’s famous ending line. Hehe. I’M HIGH ON KUROSAGI~!!
I really enjoyed writing this so I do hope you guys enjoyed it too!! Now, I’m going to go out with a couple of my most treasure friends to celebrate my birthday~!! ^^
Edit: The party just ended and IT WAS FUN~!! Haha. It was normal. My dad didn’t know it was my birthday party. My mom was my mom. My friends came and it was fun. ^^
But the most surprising thing that happened was that my older brother called me from work and wished me a ‘Happy Birthday’!! His colleagues sang a birthday song for me too!! The song went like this:
My brother’s friends: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO... *silence*
My older brother: *supplies helpfully* [*inserts my real name*]
My brother’s friends: [*insert my name*]~!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOU~~~~!!!!!
Lol!! I was amused~!! But it was fun~!! But the presents were the best!!!!! LEANDRA I LOVE YOU~~~~!!!!!! ^^ THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE AWESOME PRESENTS~!! I have awesome pictures of my birthday presents~!!
KYAA~!! LEANDRA GOT FOR ME THE SEISHUN AMIGO LIMITED EDITION AND THE POSTER!! THANKS~!! The regular edition was bought by me. Haha.
All my presents after they were unwrapped. A 'Yakuza Moon' book I've been wanting for AGES, a CUTE Teddy bear, a make-up bag, the Seishun Amigo LE, 1 Shuji to Akira, KAT-TUN and NEWS poster, a CUTE handphone pouch, a REALLY CUTE bag, and some cash from my grandmother and Leandra's aunt.
^~^ I LOVE MY GIFTS!!!!
I can't resist!!!!!!!!! I AM SOOOO HAPPY~!!!
This is all of us earlier~!! Haha. Well, you can just guess which girl I am. Lol.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE!! THANKS SO MUCH!!