Big Girls Don't Cry

Mar 08, 2009 16:05


I found Dana and Troy sleeping in the front of a parked car outside by that Mexican family's house. (I seem to recall that house was in my dream once before...) I wanted to send Dana a present on the computer that was in the dash before she fully woke up, but her feet kept getting in the way. I guess I had hit the jackpot in some facebook game and wanted to send her a lot of gold. Then I was IN THE BLOODY KITCHEN!! Aaaghh!!! There was a variety show with bugs on the television. I could see Mike and the bots in the audience, though nobody was controlling Crow. Then a cockroach dressed in a sparkling American flag tuxedo started chasing me. I ran to the living room where Dana was lying on the couch in complete darkness watching Animaniacs. I sat there in the dark for a minute and every time I closed my eyes I could feel bugs crawling on me. Then I think I went to the kitchen and was chased some more.

I was at the movies with some friends. Front and center was Kevin (or perhaps it was Frank?), Joel, and Trace. My friends and I were several rows back, me being on the right end. At one point Joel got up and moved left a few chairs. During a quiet part of the movie I yelled, "JOEL!" and he replied, "WHAT?!"
-"MOVE BACK OVER!"
-"WHY?"
-"JUST DO IT!"
So he got up and slowly moved back to his seat as I directed him with my hands, along with several other audience members that were helping out. At intermission I laid down and closed my eyes. Then I bolted upright 'cause I wanted to look around to see where they'd be signing stuff. When I got up I saw Alycia and her boyfriend sitting behind me. Her boyfriend looked like this one kid from my computer class. She started talking to me in this ridiculous French accent, and I replied in the same manner. She was writing something, so I sat back down and wrote stuff too. I tried to write my name but forgot the second and third letter. haha. Then Alycia and her boyfriend had to leave.
(I love how I dream about MST all the time now.)

For once I was leaving school. The middle school to be exact. I drove to a house Dad was working on. I was hot, felt constrained, or something because I took off my pants and underoos. Don't worry, my shirt covered my nether regions. It was like a skimpy dress. (Perhaps since I've been reading about Watchmen I wanted to free myself from human bonds like Dr. Manhattan and therefore felt the need to be partially naked? rofl) I took stuffed toys out of a bucket behind Dad's truck and put them in the garage. Dad called me to help him inside the house. We took stuff to the truck then emptied the truck. Needless busy work. Before we left I frantically looked for my underwear. Yes, it had gone missing. I ran back and forth to this clothing store looking for it. I would run into the store then run right back out. It was really weird and pointless. They were nowhere to be found, so defeated, I put on my slippers to head home. Eureka! My tidy whities were in my left slipper :D haha I walked to the truck with them in my slipper. We drove home to get things so we could sleep in the house Dad was working on. I guess it was to be our new house. By now it was dark and rainy. When we left our house, the dogs followed. I got out before the S curve to walk with them. It was daytime again! I think it was Kelso and Flip, not Rocky. How sad. Flip pooed in someone's yard while Kel and I kept walking. At the S curve we saw two dogs and both Kelso and Flip (who might've turned into Rocky at this point) chased after them. I shouted HEY HEY! STOP!! and they actually listened. On Gwen's road I ran into two heavy women that were feuding. The brunette was mad at the blonde for going to Swaziland and the blonde was mad at the brunette for going to college. The blonde one reminded me of MaryJo and the brunette of my mom maybe? I got in the middle to help but they kind of turned on me. Then we ran into Neil! He had a lot of food in his teeth, so I tried to point out where it all was. He didn't get it, so I put my finger up to his mouth and said, "May I?" and proceeded to pick his teeth. The people that had gathered round were like EWW, GROSS, and we were just like WHATEVER.

A cute Indian boy and I were leaving the bowling alley. We were talking about marriage. He said we should just get one really expensive pet instead, and I eventually said ok, but warned if he wasn't serious... Then he turned into Rayin. The two of us went to a party at a hotel. Some woman sitting in front of the doors in the hallway said we had to get our hands stamped. To Rayin she said, "I'll stamp you first," and to me she said, "because she looks nicer." Whadda bitch! I came in with a smile on my face, so why did I seem like the mean one?!! Ugh that made me so mad. ahaha At that point Ray was the nicer of us. Well, the girl didn't stamp us, she took a crappy pen and wrote 15 on my hand and circled it. The pen didn't work well, so she kept digging it into my skin. What a terrible bouncer, usher, whatever the heck she was. Inside we passed Jeff who kept staring at us. We found a table with middle-aged men and Martha talking about gambling. Rayin and I talked about moving as if she was still that Indian boy. I thought I had to move to some country (starting with an 'R') because America didn't have the major I wanted to study. But then I remembered I dropped my major, so we wouldn't have to move after all! The guy in the middle said if I wanted to make millions, he was the guy to talk to.
Thanks guy.

hotel, theater, movies, school, indian guy, bowling alley, television, underwear, kitchen, dogs, mst3k, house

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