1. Give me your number? Call my secretary. 2. Have sex with me? Maybe, If I was a dyke. 3. Let me kiss you? HOW ABOUT NO. 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? Depends, will a boy be there to give me hot mad sex? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? YUH. 'CUZ YOULL BE PAYEN. 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? Only to the end of the rainbnow. 7. Take a shower with me? ILL PRETEND? 8. Be my bf/gf? ill be yo GHURLFREND. 9. Have a fling with me? UHM. 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? Hellz yes nuccuh. 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? IF YOURE LUCKY. 12. Take me home for the night? YESHHH!! LYKE, SLEEPOVER!!!111111 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? YUH, BUT UNFORTUNALY FER YOU I WONT B IN IT. 14. Sing car kareoke w/ me? HOW ABOUT WE LEAVE THAT TO BRITNEY SPEARS. 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? COURRSE, MALE DOCTORS ARE CUTE. 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? NAH, FOO. 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? ONLY IF IM NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVEN HOTT MAD SEX. 18. Do you think im pretty, beautiful, or hot? FUCCIN HOTT. 19. Do you like my style? Youre TOO preppy. JAY to the KAY. 20. Do you think im funny? YOURE A .. YES. 21. Do you care about me? lyke, 100 thousand <3 22. Would you cry if i died? I WOULDNT SHED A TEAR. Because you wont die. 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? UM, k duh. 24. Would you dance with me? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? EH, NO. But I can by you a hot emo singer to do it for me. 26. Would you hold my hair back at a party as im throwing up due to intoxication? YES, BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SOBER FOR THE REST OF YO LYFE, smalls.
2. Have sex with me? Maybe, If I was a dyke.
3. Let me kiss you? HOW ABOUT NO.
4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? Depends, will a boy be there to give me hot mad sex?
5. Let me take you out to dinner? YUH. 'CUZ YOULL BE PAYEN.
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? Only to the end of the rainbnow.
7. Take a shower with me? ILL PRETEND?
8. Be my bf/gf? ill be yo GHURLFREND.
9. Have a fling with me? UHM.
10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? Hellz yes nuccuh.
11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? IF YOURE LUCKY.
12. Take me home for the night? YESHHH!! LYKE, SLEEPOVER!!!111111
13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? YUH, BUT UNFORTUNALY FER YOU I WONT B IN IT.
14. Sing car kareoke w/ me? HOW ABOUT WE LEAVE THAT TO BRITNEY SPEARS.
15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? COURRSE, MALE DOCTORS ARE CUTE.
16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? NAH, FOO.
17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? ONLY IF IM NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVEN HOTT MAD SEX.
18. Do you think im pretty, beautiful, or hot? FUCCIN HOTT.
19. Do you like my style? Youre TOO preppy. JAY to the KAY.
20. Do you think im funny? YOURE A .. YES.
21. Do you care about me? lyke, 100 thousand <3
22. Would you cry if i died? I WOULDNT SHED A TEAR. Because you wont die.
23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? UM, k duh.
24. Would you dance with me? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? EH, NO. But I can by you a hot emo singer to do it for me.
26. Would you hold my hair back at a party as im throwing up due to intoxication? YES, BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SOBER FOR THE REST OF YO LYFE, smalls.
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