Shbunnies, part IV
Question: Do you ever get an idea that makes you go "No, I did not just think that"? An idea that makes you reach for the brain bleach and not because the idea's so cracktastic, but because it's ugly and wrong and dark?
- 1) Sam + Men's elbow length latex gloves = *boom*
- 2) Cursed dildo. (Or anal beads, pocket pussy, cock ring...)
- 3) Dean plays a prank on Sam, and replaces the latter's electrical tootbrush with Love Brush.
- 4) They boys have phone sex. With some help.
- 5) Dean works as a stripper for a while. Sam comes to watch him.
- 6) Post-3x11: During a hunt, Sam gets hurt, and becomes delirious, to the point of muttering about his time without Dean, thinking he's alone and trying to do things solely by himself.
- 7) Dean returns to Sam swimming in Scott Carey's (Hunted, 2x10) painkillers.
- 8) The boys find themselves tailed by a flock of flamingos.
- 9) Teacher!Sam. Because he'd be good at it. And that would be a perfect excuse to have him dressed up, with glasses on his nose...
- 10) Dancing with the Cadavers: the brand spanking new hit television series where esteemed dancers of Hell (or the underworld/afterlife of your choice) are paired with renowned dead. Along the lines of Dancing with the Stars.
Inspired by chatting with hugemind about 3x13.
- 11) Sam and Dean pick up a small girl, and due to the situation, are forced to spend a couple of days with her. She takes a shine on Dean. But then Dean gets separated from the two for a while, finding a way back just in time to witness Sam killing the girl.
Because while Dean was away, the girl? Turned out to be Lilith.
I want to write this. I do. I can't. Goddamnit, but I can't.
- 12) Sam's able to foretell weather by his aching joints. (Credit goes to hugemind in her 3x14-post.)
- 14) Tom Lehrer's Be Prepared.