Shbunnies, part II

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Further randomness leaning heavily towards sex in a variety of ways. Because sex is fun and awkward and downright gross at times.

First the ones that could be Gen...

1) Sam regarded as Little Lord Fauntleroy. Specifically, "Little Lord Fauntleroy sat on a throne. Little Lord Fauntleroy died there alone." From Vampire: The Masquerade-RPG book, Nosferatu-clan's opinion of the Ventrue.

2) AU: Gordon and Henricksen meet before 3x07 and end up arguing about the brothers, and which one of them is the greater evil and/or threat to the world as we know it. Sown by hugemind.

3) Elaboration on the scene from Skin (1x06), where Dean makes a point of taking his amulet back from the shapeshifter, looking at Sam, in the light of A Very Supernatural Christmas (3x08).
tigriswolf's written this!

4) Supernatural/Boondock Saints AU crossover: The man Rocco says is total badass? Is Dean Winchester. They just forgot to show us him throwing salt...

5) "Now that we've seen all the evidence/We find you totally innocent/Which is the worst crime of all" - The Court of Miracles, Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame

6) Dean gets changed into a snake. However, he doesn't shut up. Or at least Sam's perfectly capable of hearing and understanding him. And don't forget that said creatures have hemipenes...

7) RPF: Jared plays the piano. Anyone? Pretty please? I know nothing about playing one.

8) The boys discover allergy to latex.

9) Jessica Lee Moore was really born Jacob Laurent Moore.

10) Dean gets possessed by the ghost of a female dog who recognizes Sam as the Alpha Male. For fun and games, not wincest!

11) Dean runs across Mother of All Synonyms and uses it as ammo in a prank war.

And then those which probably wouldn't lack the smut...

12) Dean gets cursed with priapism. Though there's a certain cruel charm to Sam getting hit with this instead...;)

13) Sam and Dean stumble into the Garden of Delights. With the most curious fruit trees in existence and most likely sex pollen in the air.

14) The boys outside, wrestling, the shirts running up, the exposed skin... during winter. With snow.

15) Brother-kissing via religious icons. No lips touch anything but wood, metal, stone that's between the kissers. Thanks to the beginning of The Boondock Saints and the McManus-brothers kissing Jesus' feet.
Why, yes, the blasphemy!kink's feeling fine.

16) sammessiah: Sam, bored, orders demons to look like Dean and has himself a little orgy while Dean's away.

17) Sam and Dean didn't talk to each other during the Stanford-years. What they did do, however, was send each other these little erotic stories. Or perhaps that was just Dean, since Sam couldn't know where his brother might be from one week to another. Little postcard of love lust...

18)sammessiah: One of the Devoted Followers™ discreetly observes as Sam and Dean enjoy themselves. With appropriate vocabulary, and the phrasing possibly resembling the entries in the Bible.

19) Puppy play. Don't forget the tail!

Alas, the boys seem to have locked me out of their heads. Methinks Topsy Turvy was a little too much for them... *sigh*
Still, this hasn't stopped me from working on a couple of fics. Hopefully I'll be able to finish 'em, too, one of these days. And I definitely need to reserve a day to just reading fics... *eyes the 20+ fics she has open in tabs*