From Obi-Wan's Office to a Hermit Shack in the Woods, Saturday

[saddeserthermit]

A certain someone had won himself a detention in the previous session, and while Obi-Wan privately wondered if maybe he shouldn't have sent the child to Anakin... well, Anakin was Anakin

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[myfaireggsy]

Eggsy poked his head on into the office, taking in everything like he might rob the place in the future before saying anything. "This detention involve sleeping? 'Cause I could be doin' that in my own bed."

[saddeserthermit]

"Quite the opposite," Obi-Wan said.

Only then did he open his eyes. "Please take the equipment from the wall."

[myfaireggsy]

"You mean the shovel?" Because if it had a space name, so help him.

[saddeserthermit]

Everything had a space name, Eggsy.

"The unpowered shovel, yes," Obi-Wan said, getting up.

[myfaireggsy]

Well, as long as they didn't say flonq.

"...ain't that just a normal shovel then?"

[saddeserthermit]

"If you wish to be primitive about it," Obi-Wan said. He gestured towards the shovel again. Helpfully.

[myfaireggsy]

Eggsy grabbed the shovel, but gave him a mutinous look for the primitive comment. Because he had a chip on his shoulder the size of his daddy issues.

[saddeserthermit]

"If I'd let you have one that wasn't primitive," Obi-Wan said, off that look (and hiding amusement behind his beard), "This wouldn't be any sport at all. Come along."

He walked out of his office.

[myfaireggsy]

"Sport in what exactly?" Eggsy asked, speeding up to catch him. "Haven't had detention here before. Thought it was supposed to be writin' 'I will not drink and chat up the teacher' a few hundred times."

And yes, he mimicked Obi-Wan's accent for that bit.

[saddeserthermit]

"Oh, you'll be doing your fair share of that as well," said Obi-Wan, neatly side-stepping the whole chatting up part in the hopes it would just kind of dissipate and they could all get right back to pretending it never happened. "But first, you will clean out the eopie pen."

[myfaireggsy]

Oh, Obi-Wan. That was your piss-poor solution to so many problems, wasn't it?

"The what pen?"

[saddeserthermit]

He was Space English. Of course that was his solution to most problems! Eggsy was just lucky Obi-Wan hadn't put him on a space ship headed somewhere far, far away from him yet just to avoid dealing with the whole matter.

"Eopies," Obi-Wan said pleasantly. "They are a lifeform from a planet called Tatooine, and most suited to the desert. They find this island somewhat befuddling."

[myfaireggsy]

Excuse you. Obi-Wan would have been on the space ship. To a shit hole desert planet. BECAUSE HE WAS A DRAMA QUEEN.

"That ain't helping me figure out what they are, bruv." But he thought maybe he'd heard of Tatooine from Mara before. So there was that.

[saddeserthermit]

No, no. Last time it had definitely been the other party who had been on the space ship. Because they were already on the shithole desert planet.

"You'll see soon enough," Obi-Wan said, and continued the pleasant walk to the woods. Where he lived. Because he was a drama queen hermit.

[myfaireggsy]

That was at least one too many shithole desert planets. At least.

"Pretty sure teachers ain't supposed to take you off school property," Eggsy said with a smirk. Because he was an ass.

[saddeserthermit]

"Would you prefer to clean out all of the toilets on the school campus?" Obi-Wan asked dryly. "Because that could be arranged as well."