Saddam like whoa!
And hello all my American fans/lovers! I am Saddam Hussein, your leader! I am so core that it hurts! Ouch! I'm so core that even Georgie Porgie can't beat me up.
Okay, so as you all know, I was captured just about two months ago. And you may be asking yourself, how did Saddam Hussein get his hands on a computer? Well my American comrads, you don't know the true story of what happened! You see, I was captured when I was dancing to music at a Cursive concert here in Baghdad. Georgie was there, because he's trying to become a scene kid, and he was all like, "Look at how hardcore Saddam has become! I am so jealous, arrest him!" And I was arrested! They put a Santa beard on me and tried to rape me in a prison cell, then they released the video and titled it as "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" so everyone would watch, because, honestly, no one cares what Georgie has to say anyways...
And how I got the computer? Well, the movie we made went on to win tons of awards, like the Golden Condoms award for best porn of the year. And we made a lot of money by making people pay 39 cents to see it down at the 99 cent store. So I bought a computer from CompUSA, and connected it to the internet using Georgie's name, so they will never figure it out!
It's really not too bad here though, in my cell. They feed me all the vegan food I want, because I'm core like that. And everyone comes to visit me, even Tim Kasher from Cursive! He cried with me because I was his biggest fan, and he felt bad that I got arrested at his concert.
Now, about that whole lie with me being in a hole for months... it was false! I was living it up in New York with Rudy and Georgie's brother! And me in a hole? Well, I can see where they got that from. *sigh* I had a fling with Courtney Love, and went on a 4 day heroin binge.
I hope to talk to all of my comrads soon! Ah yes, and I themed my journal colors, because it was called flesh, and that's what I want to kill! Core!
Love,
xSaddamx
Okay, so as you all know, I was captured just about two months ago. And you may be asking yourself, how did Saddam Hussein get his hands on a computer? Well my American comrads, you don't know the true story of what happened! You see, I was captured when I was dancing to music at a Cursive concert here in Baghdad. Georgie was there, because he's trying to become a scene kid, and he was all like, "Look at how hardcore Saddam has become! I am so jealous, arrest him!" And I was arrested! They put a Santa beard on me and tried to rape me in a prison cell, then they released the video and titled it as "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" so everyone would watch, because, honestly, no one cares what Georgie has to say anyways...
And how I got the computer? Well, the movie we made went on to win tons of awards, like the Golden Condoms award for best porn of the year. And we made a lot of money by making people pay 39 cents to see it down at the 99 cent store. So I bought a computer from CompUSA, and connected it to the internet using Georgie's name, so they will never figure it out!
It's really not too bad here though, in my cell. They feed me all the vegan food I want, because I'm core like that. And everyone comes to visit me, even Tim Kasher from Cursive! He cried with me because I was his biggest fan, and he felt bad that I got arrested at his concert.
Now, about that whole lie with me being in a hole for months... it was false! I was living it up in New York with Rudy and Georgie's brother! And me in a hole? Well, I can see where they got that from. *sigh* I had a fling with Courtney Love, and went on a 4 day heroin binge.
I hope to talk to all of my comrads soon! Ah yes, and I themed my journal colors, because it was called flesh, and that's what I want to kill! Core!
Love,
xSaddamx