Fic: In Which Kyu is an Overpriced Whore

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Title: In Which Kyu is an Overpriced Whore
Author: kayevelyn
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: KyuMin
Rating: +17
Summary: hooker!au Kyuhyun is an overpriced whore and Sungmin is willing to steal for it.
Notes: BLAME umberela! SHE IS THE ROOT OF ALL BAD THINGS :| THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A FULL BLOWN AU BUT SOMEHOW THIS WHORE MADE IT SO :| So... after I post Qmi!

Comments

[umberela]

AJSKLDJSKLFDJGL I AM THE ROOT OF ALL BAD THINGS? I BED TO DIFFER, AND SO DO YOUR READERS, I BET. I BET THEY THINK I AM OSM :|

Sungmin didn’t bother telling him there was no waitress, they learned soon enough
LOLOLOL I LOVE HOW YOU MADE IT SO THE BAR IS KIND OF SHADY AND PROBABLY HAS STICKY FLOORS AND THE OCCASIONAL ROACH SCUTTLING AROUND, SINCE MOST PEOPLE MAKE THEM ~HIGH CLASS ESTABLISHMENTS~ WHENEVER THERE IS WHORE!AU

The boy smirked. “I read fortunes."
LMFAO I STILL LOVE THAT. OH KYU. KYU ILU.

Sungmin watched the boy fidget as his face kept contorting, somewhere between disgusted and amused. He smacked his lips and wiped them with the back of his hand.
EEEEW YOU MADE KYU EAT NASTY VAG. DNW. BUT I AM LOLING.

“How much would it cost for me to fuck you?” Sungmin finally asked one night
.....I DO NOT KNOW WHY THAT IS HOT. BUT IT IS *___*

“But I only want to call out your name. Make you feel special.” Sungmin cocked his head to the side, smiling nice and wide.LMFAO. YES, BECAUSE KYU IS A SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE

[kayevelyn]

THERE WILL BE BANGING. I'M THINKING THAT NEXT UP WILL BE KYU'S STORY :\ AND WHAT HE DOES ON TUESDAYS. OR... SOMETHING.

I'm glad you liked it bb .__. I wasn't sure if you would be okay with the lack of banging.

[russsel]

Amazing is all that comes to mind. Lovelovelove i-ain't-messin'-with-no-broke-broke-broke-Kyuhyun and Sungmin's bluntness. And I had a feeling for the ending, but it was better than what I had in mind. Loved this!

[kayevelyn]

Thanks! I'm glad you like their characterization. Haha what did you have in mind?

[russsel]

I thought Kyuhyun would let Sungmin have another round, but I loved the technicality even more. :)

[thundersquall]

YOU FUCKING TEASE, I WANTED KYUHYUN BENT OVER AND PRESSED INTO THE WALL AS SUNGMIN FUCKED HIM LKDFSGJXHDLKJ

... HAVING SAID THAT. I LIKE THIS AU. I LIKE YESUNG AS THE CREEPY PIMP. I LIKE SNARKY!KYUHYUN WHO IS SO HOT SUNGMIN HAS TO STEAL TO FUCK HIM. I LIKE THE BLOWJOB BECAUSE THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNFFFFFFF.

... WRITE MOAR, GDI KATE! ♥

[kayevelyn]

UGH THERE WILL BE MORE! EVENTUALLY :| AFTER QMI. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN MISS I WROTE A HOST AU AND HAD VERY LITTLE ACTUALLY BANGING :|

THANK YOU ♥ ILU

[jishu]

Damnit~!! stupid rules~!!! it just HAD to end there... ugh!!! @_@

[kayevelyn]

It did~ Because if not, how would I be able to write more? XD

Thanks!

[ghost_whisper]

I THINK SUNGMIN NEEDS TO TAKE REVENGE FOR KYU BEING A TEASING LITTLE SHIT. YES I DO. SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS SUNGMIN! :D

[kayevelyn]

HAHA MAYBE~

Thanks for reading!