Nakamaru-kun's Tanoshi Jikan Part 2

Sep 08, 2008 03:49

Mello Everyone,

I had the pleasure of attending Nakamaru’s “Nakamaru-kun’s Tanoshi Jikan” and let me tell you this: It’s all in the name!
Side Note: the title means “Nakamaru’s Fun Time!”
Now, I have a very LOOSE translation of things that were said but I will fully describe everything performed…

Nakamaru had me laughing until I was crying and couldn’t breathe! And that is with me only understanding about 50% of everything said…but his actions/acting didn’t make you NEED to know Japanese...he was just THAT good! He also made me cry but that is for a different reason that is also included in this fan report…

In this fan-report, You’ll find:
*Detailed skit-by-skit descriptions
*Some Translations
*Fan Voice Recording
*Fan Cam for some performances(credits to akam3lov3
*My fangirling because he gave me a smile that was JUST for me and only me!!!



WARNING~ A FEW RULES BEFORE READING
*DO NOT complain/bitch/or say ANYTHING negative about the fancam or voice recording!
*DO NOT DOWNLOAD FANCAMS/FAN VOICE RECORDING AND UPLOAD THEM ELSEWHERE! They are ONLY for kattunlovemembers.
*If someone does the above I will delete this post so no one can see it and you will ruin tings for the other members! Please DON’T!
* If anyone can translate what Nakamaru is saying exactly in our Fancams/Fan voice recording please do so! HOWEVER, you need to credit us for all materials provided…
*The place where Tannoshi Jikan was held was INSANELY tiny and we did all we could WITHOUT getting caught and this was with a bodyguard RIGHT BEHIND US….again DO NOT do any of the above….

ENJOY otherwise!

Act VI: Acting slot Machine

Now, for this act there was not much talking it was all acting and all kinda improvised. There was also A LOT of reference to Japanese influenced things. Such as Inoki, Anpan-man and Para Para. This act I find very hard to explain so I will try my best.

There was a picture of a slot machine on the screen and a HUGE spinning handle on the side of the screen. Nakamaru comes out in TIGHT black pants that look like they are BARELY sitting on his hips and a white T-shirt that had some graphics on it.
Also, after every time he did an improvise act he would come back and lean on the handle looking proud but also VERY sexy! Also, before he would go off to improvise he would bend over, put his hands on his knees and point his ass out at the audience which again, gave me a healthy nosebleed.

Nakamaru would also act out a bit before he’d get up there…kinda like a warm-up/brain storm which was funny and cute to watch.

First one
Kiosk Para Para
*If you don’t now Para Para go Here! Watch the girls dance.

So, Nakamaru starts dancing like that and serving people at a shopping kiosk. It was too hilarious as me and akam3lov3 were dying from laughter.

Second One
Secret Skilled Yakuza

The way he was talking was making us laugh more than anything and he was pretending to hit someone which was pretty funny…

Third One
I don’t know the Translated name

Nakamaru started being a ballerina across the stage and doing plea’s and jumps with spins. Again, hilarious to watch!

Forth One
I dunno again

Nakamaru was like fight/boxing around and it ended with him on the ground.

**About now is when he started playing with the crowd to do this famous clap thing…like clap…clap..clapclap…again it’s a Japanese thing…but every time he was finished he wouldn’t do it right and the audience would try to follow his arm instructions for the claps. It was HILAIRIOUSLY fun!

Fifth One
Beat Box Takeshi
**please refer to the first act for facts about Who Takeshi is**

So he beat boxes a bit and at the end says “Baka Yaro” which is like Takeshi’s catch phrase.

Sixth One
A Host Bus-guide
**Host clubs here are REALLY god looking men that offer to hang out with you for the night at their club or a sum of money and they usually would NOT be bus guides**

So he introduced himself and then flexed his muscles while doing it and then doing a hard-gay pose at the end.
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Seventh One
Sexy…*I dunno*

At the end it wasn’t clipped but he reached down with one arms and sllllllllllllllllowly lifted up his shirt giving us a PERFECT view of his torso which made me go “wahhhhhhhh!”

Eighth One
Inoki Anpan-Man
**Seefirst act for Inoki explanation.
**Anpan-man is a children’s show super hero. He saves starving people by letting them bite him head which is made out of bread**
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First, when Nakamaru was warning up he was acting like Inoki baking and taking Anpan-man’s head out of the oven and putting it on. He then ripped of a piece of his own head and took a bite. He made a disgusted face while puking it out and tossed the whole head off. Which was funny to watch.

For the actual act he was fusing the way Inoki and Anpan-man acted together. Again, if you don’t know either It’s a bit hard to find it funny. However, his acting was hilarious…

And then he pulled the handle one last time and it said “NAKAMARU” and then something else but I can’t read Kanji and he thanked everyone and left the stage.

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MC

So, for Nakamaru’s MC, to make things interesting, he was picking seats out of a box randomly.

The order he would do it in was:
Floor #
Row Letter
Seat #

If he picked your seat you could tell him a story or ask him to do something.
I got so excited I almost started crying.
I was so jealous of the girls I had tears in my eyes….I couldn’t help it okay!?

Then at the end Nakamaru did this adorkable pose shouting out
“KAT-TUN DAISUKI!!!” but when he did the pose he shot his arms up in the air and all the little papers with the seat numbers flew all over the stage.

Nakamaru stayed in his pose allowing everyone to laugh for a minute but his face looked TRULY embarrassed as that was not part of the show at all.

He stayed in his pose and looked down at all the little papers and then crouched down to pick them up.

At this point I wanted to run down and help him pick up all the little papers but instead of that I just ‘S screamed out “DAIJOUBU!!!” which means “THAT’S OKAY!” and I was the first to yell something out and then EVERYONE started screaming things….DAMN FOLLOWERS!!! >.<

He had dropped his mic to clean up the papers and started beat boxing without the mic in which we all started to clap for him in rhythm. At first he was picking them up and putting the papers in one by one but because there was so many he started sweeping them with his feet and them into the box.

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After he was done he started talking about a pen trick.
He asked us how many times do we think if he tossed it how many times would it spin in the air.
People screamed out random numbers.
I said: “TEN”
akam3lov3 said: “NINE” all in Japanese of course ^_^;

He then pretended to tape record him doing it and said we would see later on in the show if his pre-recording would be the same.

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Act VII: Beat Box with Nakamaru-sensei

The screen turned on and:

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I tried follow with him! I love how in the first one he beatboxes out the word “FINISH!”
I knew/can do the first two but the third one…I need to practice..lol you can hear me flop on the third round…and I made the people around me look and laugh and the older lady beside me called me cute.

Do I really need to say how SEXY he looked in that little video clip?!?!?!?

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Act VIII: The true tale of Momotaro
**if you do not know the tale of Momotaro go here
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So during the opening when he is calling people around to hear his story. He has a fake mustash on. In the rehearsal it stayed on perfectly. However, in this performance the right side unglued and it was flopping around. It killed he audience with laugher. He fixed it only to have the left side come off immediately. So, Nakamaru carried on like he didn’t care and even blew at it to make it flop around more making us laugh more. Then it completely fell off and onto the floor.

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He looked so sleazy too btw!

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Act IX: Shadows on the wall
**One of my FAVOURITE ACTS!!!!**

Um words cannot explain my nosebleed here. In the rehearsal he even took of his PANTS! But in this performance he didn’t remove his pants….oh well I guess…STILL YUMMY!

There is also a part in the fancam where Nakamaru peels a banana for his shadow and it was like magic all you could SMELL was bananas!!! It was SUPER cool!

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Act X: A life of Game Show Fun

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Credits + Show Time

Remember the pen thing? Well, I was right….The pen flipped exactly 10 times which made me very happy! I also REALLY loved the music that was for the credits only to find out it was the karaoke to HIS NEW SONG!

Then the lights went out and dim purple coloured lights lit the stage.

So, all you can hear is his tests for his beat boxing as he hasn’t come out onto the stage yet.

Then a familiar beat is heard…what is it? “We will rock you” Words CANNOT express how fucking sexy he sounded when he would say “we will-we will rock you” It was low and just BEYOND THE SEX! He was like MOANING IT OUT! SJFNBSKJFBNS;FB You can hear me and akam3lov3 voicing out how hot we thought it was…

Nakamaru came out in tight black jeans and a very sparkly belt, black shirt and a sparkly dressy jacket. Then he went into a beat that you tend to hear when you go to festivals. Adding in his own words such as: Uso, Baka…what a cutie!

Then busted out into a detective theme show which made the Japanese people laugh…I was laughing at the way he was acting all under cover copish!

In the video you see him “driving in a car shooting bullets from his hand gun and then at the end he shoots the bad guy making the noise of him getting shot. Truly, Nakamaru is a great entertainer! He then said that he had “snake” and something else…I’m not sure of…

He then walks back to the machine on the ground. He had the same machine in the rehearsal as well as I got to watch him practice “key of life” at the rehearsal.

So, the trick to the machine was if he pressed the button with his foot it would record what he would say. And then there was a button, that if he pressed it, it would play it back. However, he could make a collective recording of several things.

His first one was:
1) Kyo wa arigato gosaimashita (thank you for today)
2) Hontoni (really)
3) Majide (seriously)

So , at the end he was saying: “Majide, Kyo wa hontoni arigato gosaimashita” which means Seriously, thank you really for today” **when you translate it you have to move the words around a bit for it to make sense. Nakamaru bowed to the crowd deeply as the recording played it a few times.

Then he started his beat box as he started recording I guess he didn’t like the recording because he bends down and calls himself a “damned idiot”.

Then he starts going at it and he is just so damned talented at it! He pauses and says “ladies and gentlemen…It’s my beat box!” and starts singing Key of Life while pushing the foot paddles to mix in what he already had recorded…It was very cool and looked very professional of him…

MY FAVE NAKAMARU YUICHI SONG!
Key of Life!

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The song ended and I was all starry eyed and speechless and then he tells us that he will now perform his new song called “Answer”

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THIS is now my new favourite Nakamaru Yuichi song…It showed just how talented he REALLY is and how beautifully high his voice can go.
I don’t know what came over me…maybe the atmosphere he gave off or maybe his beautiful singing but I started crying!

I didn’t even really notice until I felt my tears slip down my cheeks and I was like “oh! I’m crying!” I think it was just too beautiful for my emotions to handle…
He then thanked us and walked off stage BUT then he turned looked right where we were sitting and waved right in our direction which made me begin to wonder if the wave was directed at me…

When he finally left EVERYONE immediately stood which lead to a HUGE standing ovation
WHICH HE TRULY DESERVED!!!!!
(I think I was like one of the first ones to stand while wiping my tears still) The older lady to my right asked me if I was okay as well and I nodded.



Encore

So, he comes back out and WITH THE BOX WITH ALL THE SEATS and says he’ll do it a few more times…All the lights lifted and he was finally able to see everyone as he waved to a few people on the second and third floors.

While he was talking he kept looking my way which made me wave and wiggle the peace sign at him a bit and he would smile and turn away. Then look back and smile again. It made me REALLY wonder if it was me he was looking at. akam3lov3 says definitely as I was the ONLY foreigner there and there was a light right over my head making me only stand out more.

He then picked a piece of paper out of the box….

THIS IS WHEN HE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY SAW ME!!!!!

Again…he had to do the following:
Floor #
Row letter
Seat number

I got to overly excited and FREAKED OUT! I squealed when he only said:

Nakamaru: Ni Kai (Second Floor)
Me: *screams*

This is recorded on the Fan Voice Record at exactly *2:09:49* you can hear me scream
EVERONE IN THE ENTIRE THEATRE INCLUDING NAKAMARU LOOKS AT ME!
Everyone laughs as I jump around and then wave at him and blow him a kiss!
Nakamaru looks RIGHT AT ME!
and stumbles forward a bit and widens his eyes even more then smiles to the audience and wiggles his eyebrows and adjusts his collar and continues on.

So this girl asks Nakamaru to do a FAMOUS comedian here I that I TRULY LOVE, named: Kojima Yoshio.

EVERYONEEEEEE IN JAPAN knows him and Nakamaru acted like he didn’t which is complete LIES
(Even Ueda did his dance at Tokyo Dome during TEN-GU)

To see Kojima Yoshio’s “dance” click here

Since Nakamaru said he didn’t know the dance…liar they asked him to do another FAMOUS Japanese comedian. His Name is: Sekaino Nabeatsu who I also LOVE A LOT!
Click here for more reference

So, Nakamaru starts beat boxing and does a Nabeatsu impression while beat boxing which we all ended up loving! (If your listening for it in the fanvoice recording it’s at: 2:12:40)
WE ALL START CLAPPING YOU CAN HEAR Nakamaru in the background…again Nabeatsu is popular and it’s hard not to love him…and it’s even better when Nakamaru does an impression!

Then they requested he makes his own “red carpet” skit. The Red Carpet is a famous Japanese television show that is on on Thrusday Nights at 9pm and I NEVER miss it! It has all the popular comedians on it such as Nabeatsu, Kojima and Ido Hiromi.

He looks cute and does a VERY good skit including a few other famous Japanese comedians…which was great fun in the end.

Then we start “ONE MORE TIME” to pick at random out of the box and he decides to. But when he picked out a paper ALL of the little papers fell out of the box AGAIN…he looked at them embarrassed but stepped in front of them and said “I have the answer!”

THIS IS WHEN MY HEART STOPPED!!!!
*2:15:23 on the voice recording*

Nakamaru picks out a piece of paper and all he says is “Second Floor”…I didn’t even SAY anything and he looked RIGHT AT ME AND GAVE ME THIS SMILE!!!!

You can hear akam3lov3 laugh out because of the way he looked RIGHT at me and smiled making me squeal and jump around again. Again, everyone laughed at me but I DIDN’T CARE. However, with his eyes staring RIGHT at me I ducked down from his gaze because it felt like My heart was gonna EXPLODE! And I was shaking again I just needed to breathe for a second…

Like when you want them to see you and they finally do it like knocks the air RIGHT outta you and it feels like I couldn’t breathe….man….I love you Nakamaru……

The last girl asked for Nakamaru do to an Akanishi Jin Love Juice impression and lemme tell you this…..

OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I apologize in the voice recording for the amount of screaming but it wasn’t only me….

So, Nakamaru, stood there and thought about it for a second and then said “I have it perfectly”

HE STARTED BEAT BOXING LOVE JUICE!!!!
BEATBOXING IT!!!!!
THE FUCKKK IT WAS SEXY!!!!

THEN THE AUDIENCE ERRUPTED INTO SCREAMS AS HE STARTED GRINDING THE AIR HARDCORE!!!! LIKE HARDCORRRRREEEEE! IT WAS LIKE ONE OF NAKAMARU’S SEXIEST MOMENTS! And the image will be forever burned into my head!

After that I think he was SUPER embarrassed thanked us quickly and ran off the stage.

akam3lov3 scolded me a bit for screaming the first time but at that time I didn’t care and I said “In order to get noticed I would have to cause a seen right?” now, I think that was childish of me to say but again NAKAMARU SMILED AT ME AND ONLY MEEEEEEEEEEE….::dies::

Okay, well I hope this was informative and I hope everyone enjoyed this fan report…I hope he has a DVD that will come out so, you too, can truly enjoy Tannoshi Jikan…



Thank you Nakamaru for the wonderful night…I will remember this forever...

~*~sada~*~

nakamaru yuichi, tanoshi jikan, fan report, japan 2008

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