Driving lesson #2
Blue: Me, truckin down the sidewalk
Red: Car wanting to pull out of a business onto Mission
Purple: People driving on Mission
The lesson - Regardless of which way you want to go, if you see this many cars on the road you want to turn onto as I'm approaching, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY! And if you didn't see me coming, LOOK BOTH FUCKING WAYS BEFORE PULLING INTO A SIDEWALK! From now on, if I have to slow down and/or stop, and especially if I have to get off my bike, to navigate around your car I will make you as unhappy as you made me. I will have a key in hand, ready to leave a nice size scratch along the back of your vehicle.
Have a nice day.