Story
I did this and I was board out of my mind when so here we go!
Messages
“Hi this is Yuki and Riku’s answering machine. Were not home now. ........ Riku? ........ RIKU!”
“Riku why didn’t you say anything?”
“……..”
“Riku.”
“……..”
“Awwww Riku.”
“What!”
“Riku don’t be mean to me.”
“You said my name 5 times already and why in the hell do I have to do this stupid answering machine thing. It’s stupid!”
“Oh come on Riku.”
“………”
“Please.”
“Grrrrrrr”
“I’ll do that thing that you like.”
“Oh alright but you better be rested because your doing your ‘thing’ all night for me and going to like it.”
“YAY!”
“Hi this is Riku’s place I’m home but I don’t want to talk to you right now or ever. Tell the machine what you want and see if it cares.”
“Riku!”
“What! It was short and to the point. I’m home and I don’t want to talk to them.”
“Redo!”
“Grrrrr!”
“Hi there this is Riku and Yuki. Were not home or we are but were really busy, leave us a message. But if your Riku’s ex GO TO HELL! HE IS MINE AND YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM.”
“…….”
“I like that one how about you Riku?”
“……..”
“Come on Riku.”
“Redo (again)”
“Awww Riku!”
“Fuck off! I’m home, I’m busy, and I’m fucking my brat!”
“RIKU!”
“What! That’s whats I’m doing all the time anyways.”
“You don’t have to tell people!”
“…..Do I care?”
“Riku!”
“Ok, ok here we go again!”
“I don’t want to talk I’m working on a book. Yes I’ll get it in. No you can’t have my brat Shu. I don’t want to see you sis. I don’t want any flowers or whatever you’re wanting me to buy. AND no! I don’t want to sleep with you Okita!”
“How about that? I thought it was good. Saves us with a lot of messages.”
“You’re so mean! And Shu didn’t sleep with me he only kissed me….”
“…….That was a kiss. HE HAD YOUR PANTS DOWN AND HE WASN’T REALLY KISSING YOUR MOUTH!”
“Awww you were jealous. I love you Riku!”
“Don’t you ‘I love you Riku’ me!”
“But Riku...”
“But nothing. Next time I see time I see his ass in here he is dead!”
“Oh Riku.”
“………lets just get this over with. The sooner this is done the sooner I get your pants off of your tight ass!”
“Riku!”
“I mean it and you better do your ‘thing’ or you get nothing.”
“Hi, hi! Riku is busy with me so leave a message after the beep! Ohhhhh! RIKU!”
“Yuki stop touching your self! Damn arousal! Damn machine! DANM BRAT!”
“Ohhh! Come on. It was true.”
“In your case it soon won’t be.”
“But Riku you said…”
“No, no! I won’t get coned into your hand this time.”
“Riku…I’m horny. Please come and help me with this.”
“Damn it Yuki!”
“Please! Oh Please!”
“Ahhh! Alright but first this stupid thing!”
“Ohhhhh ok Riku.”
“Damn brat.”
“This is Yuki. And Riku. Where not home right now. But if we are, were busy. Leave us a message. And see if we care.”
End
Messages
“Hi this is Yuki and Riku’s answering machine. Were not home now. ........ Riku? ........ RIKU!”
“Riku why didn’t you say anything?”
“……..”
“Riku.”
“……..”
“Awwww Riku.”
“What!”
“Riku don’t be mean to me.”
“You said my name 5 times already and why in the hell do I have to do this stupid answering machine thing. It’s stupid!”
“Oh come on Riku.”
“………”
“Please.”
“Grrrrrrr”
“I’ll do that thing that you like.”
“Oh alright but you better be rested because your doing your ‘thing’ all night for me and going to like it.”
“YAY!”
“Hi this is Riku’s place I’m home but I don’t want to talk to you right now or ever. Tell the machine what you want and see if it cares.”
“Riku!”
“What! It was short and to the point. I’m home and I don’t want to talk to them.”
“Redo!”
“Grrrrr!”
“Hi there this is Riku and Yuki. Were not home or we are but were really busy, leave us a message. But if your Riku’s ex GO TO HELL! HE IS MINE AND YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM.”
“…….”
“I like that one how about you Riku?”
“……..”
“Come on Riku.”
“Redo (again)”
“Awww Riku!”
“Fuck off! I’m home, I’m busy, and I’m fucking my brat!”
“RIKU!”
“What! That’s whats I’m doing all the time anyways.”
“You don’t have to tell people!”
“…..Do I care?”
“Riku!”
“Ok, ok here we go again!”
“I don’t want to talk I’m working on a book. Yes I’ll get it in. No you can’t have my brat Shu. I don’t want to see you sis. I don’t want any flowers or whatever you’re wanting me to buy. AND no! I don’t want to sleep with you Okita!”
“How about that? I thought it was good. Saves us with a lot of messages.”
“You’re so mean! And Shu didn’t sleep with me he only kissed me….”
“…….That was a kiss. HE HAD YOUR PANTS DOWN AND HE WASN’T REALLY KISSING YOUR MOUTH!”
“Awww you were jealous. I love you Riku!”
“Don’t you ‘I love you Riku’ me!”
“But Riku...”
“But nothing. Next time I see time I see his ass in here he is dead!”
“Oh Riku.”
“………lets just get this over with. The sooner this is done the sooner I get your pants off of your tight ass!”
“Riku!”
“I mean it and you better do your ‘thing’ or you get nothing.”
“Hi, hi! Riku is busy with me so leave a message after the beep! Ohhhhh! RIKU!”
“Yuki stop touching your self! Damn arousal! Damn machine! DANM BRAT!”
“Ohhh! Come on. It was true.”
“In your case it soon won’t be.”
“But Riku you said…”
“No, no! I won’t get coned into your hand this time.”
“Riku…I’m horny. Please come and help me with this.”
“Damn it Yuki!”
“Please! Oh Please!”
“Ahhh! Alright but first this stupid thing!”
“Ohhhhh ok Riku.”
“Damn brat.”
“This is Yuki. And Riku. Where not home right now. But if we are, were busy. Leave us a message. And see if we care.”
End