Title: Parallel Lines.
Author: sacryde_riots.
Fandom: SHINee.
Pairing: Onew/Minho, with a side of Jonghyun/Taemin.
Rating: PG-15.
Summary: Trust Minho to get himself sent to a parallel universe the one day he has the dorm all to himself.
Status/length: Incomplete, 2,200 words.
Author's Note: This fic is kind of AU and kind of not. Dedicated to my
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I"M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, GODDAMN NOW I FEEL BAD FOR ENDING IT SO SOON KJHADGKJHSGDKJHSDG I PROMISE THAT THE NEXT TIME I WRITE MULTI-CHAPTERED TOFUHO, I'LL MAKE IT LIKE 20 CHAPTERS OR SOMETHING OKAY????
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL KEKEKEKEKE WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS~~~ XDDDDDDDD
GODDAMN THANK YOU SO MUCH SERIOUSLY WTF YOUR COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS JUST JKHAGKJHSDGKJHSDG. *writes the last bits of the last chapter since i'm already almost done because of you XDDDD*
Yes, love her! She is amazing and the entire reason I started writing again. And then hewasmyking forced me to help her finish writing her creative writing project thing so she got me started on writing and then ficcy gave me the inspiration for this so so so so so. It's all of their faults? XDDDDD
DAMN I DON'T THINK ANYBODY COULD EVER SAY NO TO MINHO, BOY IS FUCKING HOT.
Awwwwwww, thank you!!!! I always get paranoid that the emotion doesn't come through and the grammar mistakes seem stupid and pointless but kjahdgkjhsdgkjhsg. Thank you, seriously. ;o;o;o;o;o;
GINGERBREAD MENNNNNNNNNNN. ♥!!!!!!!
thank you ;_; for commenting~ :D LOL WHAT YOU'RE POSTING IT TO SHINee?! /dies
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don't feel bad @@; I just yeah... *runs* wow 20 chapters is a lot? lol um I guess it just depends on the story and if it would work as 20 chapters :P
I thought you had finished 7 already? By the way 7 is my favourite number XD so 7 chapters = ♥
YES I WILL BE PATIENT AND WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS :/
Okay 8D I WILL LOVE HER XDD hahaha thats awesome? :D yup well I am glad/happy? :D ♥♥♥
noo but could anyone say no to Jinki? Yeah and Minho probably always gets what he wants 8D yeah he is hot~ ♥
to be honest~ I almost stopped reading this because of allllllll the grammar mistakes :/ I made a word document with all of the terrible terrible mistakes you made :@
only joking HAHAHAHAHAHA I am kidding~ I didn't notice grammar mistakes at all :D AND I LOVE THIS FIC < that was just me being mean 8D ♥
*hands out more gingerbread men* oops they'll take over your house? :D ♥
no :P I am posting it to my friend hahahahaha I just felt like saying SHINee to scare you ;D ♥
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Lmaooooo, maybe if I come up with something completely rad and weird and interesting and intricate, it'll be 20 chapters. XDDDDD Noo, I was saying that I had 6 finished since I left the comment before I posted it. *shifty eyes* I'm about... 70% done with 7? AND 7 IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER TOO, FUCK YES. ♥!!
I think the second Jinki pouted, I would give him fucking ANYTHING. I would rip my kidney out if he wanted it. XDD Whereas if it were like... Jjong (who is my number two SHINee bias otl) I would probably just laugh and smack him upside the head and rape him. ODG WHAT AM I SAYING *hides*
MOTHERFUCK THAT WAS MEAN. I was panicking here, like my breath got all weird and choppy and shit and I was about to go up there and re-write the entire goddamn thing BUT THEN I SAW THE STRIKE AND AND AND. odg, why did I panic that bad? DDDDDDDDDDD:
I would love for gingerbread men to take over my house. Like. Damn. That would be so freaking awesome, it would always smell amazing ♥
WELL ITS NOT LIKE SHINEE WOULD READ THIS JUNK ANYWAY. It'd be more logical to send it to f(x) and then Krystal who stole my name and Amber would read it and then relay the message to SHINee and ODG I AM NOT GIVING YOU ANY MORE IDEAS *hides in a corner*
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I guess also if you have side pairings LOL it could be longer? XDDDD oh true~ *idiot* hehehe 70% of 7 XD I like the sound of that! Oh reallly? :D *high fives* 7 is awesome!! :D ♥
*NODS* ME TOO D: the second Jinki looked sad~ I'd do anything for him *runs* LOL poor Jjong :( ^^; I guess Minho is my 2nd favourite? XD *hasn't really thought about it*
lol you'd rape Jjong? :P
I AM SORRY :/ I gvjskldfj yeah couldn't resist 8D ♥ I love tricking people *hides* I AM SO SORRY :((( *sends you a gazillion gingerbread men to make up for it*
well~ they're in the oven multiplying so um, soon they will be taking over your house? 8D
no they wouldn't D: damnit. at least its not like smut 8D Idk but I think it would be kinda dlfkjskf to send someone famous fics :/ they should just go and find it themselves :P ♥
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LOL but I'm horrible with side pairings! DDDD: XDDD LMFAO I didn't even notice the 70% of 7. *fails* AND AND AND. If I'm being totally honest? My favorite number is actually 7864. But but but. 7 is my favorite singular number? :'DDDDD
I think everyone would be like that with Jinki? XD And LOL not poor Jjong, HE WOULD FUCKING LOVE IT. *bricked* XDDDDDDDD
YESSSSSS, I would rape Jjong before I raped Jinki. DDD: Because boy just exudes sex like no other. Jinki would take some time, I couldn't just go in there and rape him. I'd have to butter him up and feed him first or something. XDD
AHHHHHHHHH!!! *dies by way of suffocation from gingerbread men* XDDDDDD
Are they fucking like bunnies or something? You have an awful lot~~ LOL, I get the feeling they could do that very easily. My house isn't exactly big. XDDD
LOLOLOLOL. Somehow I get the feeling Key has been reading some of this shit. Or rather, stuff on the SHINee international forum. He just seems the type. XDDD
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ahahaha but practice makes perfect? :P side pairings make things longer too? XD 70% of 7 = sounded pretty damn awesome to me XD lollll thats so awesome? your favourite number? XD mine is just 7 @@; ♥
of course~ D: I swear its some kind of instinct to take care of Jinki or something? XDD hahaha yeah he would probably love it. except it probably wouldn't be "rape" because you know Jjong would want it! XDDDD You'd need some fried chicken to win Jinki over lol.
*nods* the gingerbread men are horny :o so they're having sex 8D in your house~ making lots of little TofuHo gingerbread babies :P thats not a problem is it? :O
yeah true XDDD he does seem the type? and this reminds me (randomly) of how there is a picture somewhere of Jjong wearing a shirt that says "too tough to top" ♥ oh Jjong, do you even know what it means? XDDD I bet Kibum does :P and I bet he hasn't told Jjong?
I hope Key has an account at the SHINee intl forum? 8D except all the fics there D: are so blagh. no yaoi and blah about minors :/ let's hope he checks out shinee_replay instead :P
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Haha that's truuuuuuuue. I need to get better with side pairings. *nods* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I think it's because Jinki's so innocent~ and pure~ and adorable~ now i suddenly feel bad for destroying his innocence in my fic D: Jjong is such a whore man, IDEK how to handle him. XDDD And and and. I MAKE A MEAN BATCH OF FRIED CHICKEN, JINKI WOULD LOVE ME. XDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh god. No, that's not a problem. Only.... it might give me nightmares. D:
LMFAO oh god Jjong, you silly boy. XDDDDDD I bet Kibum knows exactly what it means, and then pointed it out to him later when they were deciding on who gets to top~ XDDDDDDD I wonder if that was the same time that Jinki wore the shirt that said "it's not going to lick itself"? XDDDDDDDDDDD
Ughh, I try to avoid the forum at all costs. The people there are just so... blah. Boring. KEY SHOULD CHECK OUT SHINEE_REPLAY, DEFINITELY. *feels like writing a KeyCole just in case he does happen to pop by XDDDDDDDD*
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yes~ XD it makes things longer~ and it draws in other readers ^^ and hopefully convert them to your otp ;D *evil plan* ^^;
Jinki lol he must look innocent but surely he;s not that innocent his pants omg don't they suggest otherwise? Ah in your Onew/Heechul fic? :o
D: do you? I need to learn how to make fried chicken ;___;!! because Jinki loves it D: ♥
oh it was meant to give you pleasant dreams D:
Ya I think so too :O hehehe OMG JINKI WORE A SHIRT THAT SAID THAT? OMG *dies* DO YOU STILL HAVE A PICTURE OF IT? I WONDER IF HE KNEW WHAT IT MEANT? (since he said eng was his best subj at school? :O?)
I know :/ I only go there to dl videos or see pictures. but only sometimes lol. yup Key should~ 8D he'd probably have a heart attack or something though LOL
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I LIKE YOUR EVIL PLAN. I LIKE IT A LOT. IT WILL WORK. XDD
There's no way he could be innocent with junk in his front like that. XDDD Yeah. >____>
Heh, it's actually really easy! I don't like making it because the grease splatters like crazy, but.... it's simple. ♥ You can make it! XDD
LOL if it was actually tofuho dreams that might be ~*very*~ good, but... gingerbread men.... i'm scared enough of chuckie at night. XDDD
HERE and lol it's even a tofuho pic! XDDDDDDDD I doubt he knew what it meant, since it had pictures of lollipops on it and he probably thought it was just about the lollipops. XD
Haha, I wish I could go there just for that but the required posts thing pisses me off, so I don't even go there. XD LOL, Key have a heartattack? NEVER. He's probably written worse. XDDD
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yeah its a good plan *nod* I plan to try and convert people to TofuHo :/ I can't wait til my friend gets back D: coz she will help me for sure~ XD ♥
ah I see D: lol sounds messy? complicated? I never really eat fried chicken either :/ I have to confess the thought of the grease/oil kinda puts me off. LOL I have issues with having oil on my hands D: *is fussy* but for Jinki *__* I can put up with it XD
fine be scared of my poor little innocent gingerbread men :(
OH GOD THATS SO PRECIOUS ♥ thank you ;__; fksdjfkdhkjs I want to write a fic related to this now :/ uggggggh maybe crack XD
LOL i dont mind it that much? I don't dl that much stuff from their^^; just HB lol
LOL written worse? :O I doubt it?
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LOL, bb i'm sure you'll be able to convert tons of people to tofuho. you've got the ~*magic touch*~ XDDDDDDDDDD (dont ask. i'm tired and not making sense lmao)
its really simple, but really messy. DDD: dude, grease puts me off so much, it's freaking unreal. i think i would probably make some friend chicken for jinki and let him have it all and then let him think i'm just being super nice or something XDDDDDD
I LOVE THEM. as long as they don't start fucking. because. i'm innocent? :'DDDDDDDD
YOU TOTALLY SHOULD BB! kekeke, i'm supposed to write a tofuho crack!fic sometime soon for someone but IDK HOW TO WRITE CRACK *dies*
yeah but dont you have to post like 30 comments before you can download anything? DDDDD:
well. dreamed about similar things?
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*proud* I managed to convert two JongHo fans into liking TofuHo :DDDD ♥ and I'm slowly converting my beta into liking it too^^;;
LOL yeah~ let him eat the fried chicken~ he'd probably love us more for that? but only if we ate something to XD lol.
okay @@ they won't do anything dirty then. Oh god this reminds me how people used to make gingerbread mean at my work with extra appendages :/
crack is so hard to write D: yeah IDK how to write either :/ unless its just......... totally lame. I can do lame lol......... because I make lame jokes all the time :/
yeah *sigh* you do~ dfkljdsfkldjslfd
LOL probably he has D: hopefully about Jjong?:P
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WELL DAMN. YOU ARE AWESOME. XDDDDDDDDDD
LOL I would be more than happy to eat some kimchi flavored ramen. ♥ That shit it bangin, lmfao.
EXTRA APPENDAGES. PLEASE TELL ME YOU MEAN WHAT I THINK YOU MEAN. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SO THAT MEANS YOU HAVE THE CONDITION, TOO???? XDDD It's weird. I'm finding more and more people with the condition. /suddenly doesn't feel special anymore D:
yeahhh thats why i don't bother with it. i mean. how many times can you comment and say "i adore onew" or "omo that piccha is so cute!" before you start hating it XDDDD
or, ya know, a huge shinee fucktrain. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:DDDDDDDD yay XDDD I hope to convert more people :/
yes~ me too~ oh god that stuff is good~ ugh. actually give me Korean food ;__; djkfhsdjfkksd Korean style beef *drools* so good.
WELL IT DEPENDS? SOME HAD 'THREE' LEGS AND OTHERS HAD STUFF SPROUTING ON THEIR CHESTS LOL XD
the condition? @@ I dont know? maybe? D: I just am a weird person :/
LOL to get my 30 posts I just commented on intro posts XD :P so it was meh okay.
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You willllll. Your powers of persuasion are better than Iris'. GODDAMNIT I TYPED IT AS IRISH AGAIN. *fails*
I've never had Korean food. DDDD: so Kimchi flavored ramen is the closest I've ever gotten to Korean food. *sobs*
YES THATS WHAT I THOUGHT LMFAO
Oh, intro posts! That's brilliant! *considers*
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WELL OKAY THEN I AM MORE PERSUASIVE THAN IRISH *nods* XDDDDD :P
oh D: I had Korean bbq and stuff? XDD not much though but it was tasty the stuff I've had^^; ramen is good though (or is it ramyun? D:) *hugs* :( its okay bb I'll make some korean food for you? :D
WHAT THAT I AM A WEIRDO? D: YEAH I AM D: *cries* XDDDDDD
yeah XD and I felt so sorry for those poor people writing intros and no one replied :/
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