004 - [Action]
[If you're anywhere near House 26, you may notice a tall redhead pointing a stick at a broom laying on the ground. He's muttering several phrases that don't sound like any recognizable languages, though at times he's so frustrated that he's doing less muttering and more yelling. At various intervals, he'll lower the stick, hold out his other hand, and cry out:]
Up!
... up!
Come on, you worthless piece of junk, I said up!
[Whatever it is that he's trying to do, he's clearly failing, and doing so in very plain sight of any curious passerby who may want to inquire after his actions or mock him for talking to a broom.]
Bloody hopeless.