This is how liberty ends. With thunderous applause.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?: Gautam. Bastard tried to tell me what my hometown was like and then said I was too critical. Pssh.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Fire and brimstone
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: For protection or general irritation, maybe.
4. How about of the same sex?: For protection.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: It's been a long time, but probably Melissa or my mom
6. What is your pet peeve?: Voluntary Ignorance and Apathy
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I have an extremely short attention span, so I usually forget about it after a day or two.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Study
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:9PM, but I went to bed at noon
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Melissa
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I avoid making excuses by avoiding him.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes, and now I am the proud owner of a Temperpedic sample.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: What's that?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: That's my daily workout.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Cream Italian Soda
2. Meat eaters: Misguided.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: I'm not sure, but I know I puked it up later.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: More days than others.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Sweets. I have a bit of a candy addiction. I get out right pissy without daily candy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: Haha, nope.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 5-10, only once or twice was it a really good thing
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Five?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Daily
4. Have you had sex?: Only heathens and whores do that. That being said, of course.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Collarbone.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Nope. =(
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy? Si.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: DVDs and used books.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Stay in school FOREVER. Mwahahaha.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Famous
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Nope. I'm an English major. I want to have an awesome job that pays nothing.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 3870
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Community Service.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Academics.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: To save the world and be happy.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: No. I get stoked with any sort of recognition.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Probably.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Showered.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:Confidence?
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: Arianna. She goes to school in Scotland and goes to New York movie premieres and gets a lot of free coke.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I'll get back to you.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: No, my relationships are never that interesting/intense.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: The ability to openly express their negative experiences and feelings.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: No
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust