CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris fucking rocks. The end.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
www.chucknorrisfacts.com