Thirty-First Order - April Fools Event

[sacred_thunder]

Where are all of these people coming from? It certainly doesn't seem like the town is any larger. Yet by the sound of what I've heard on the telephone and from others' messages, our population should have exploded.

...I wonder...

Comments

[greysabre]

Town? Are we thinking about the same London?

[sacred_thunder]

London?

[greysabre]

..You don't know London?

[sacred_thunder]

I do. I've been there many times myself.

But this is not London.

[greysabre]

Hmm, but I'm still in London.

Then what is it?

[sacred_thunder]

I suspected as much.

A long-distance telephone call.

[greysabre]

I meant the town.

[sacred_thunder]

We're normally not allowed communication with the outside world. This conversation we're having should be impossible within Mayfield.

[greysabre]

I see, I see! There is no such area in England, so it doesn't concern me, but...

Tell me more~

[sacred_thunder]

You want to hear more about Mayfield?

[greysabre]

I did ask you didn't I? What is this Mayfield? Share~

[sacred_thunder]

It's a town designed in emulation of a 1950s midwestern American town. People wake up here suddenly, without any of their possessions or abilities. We are expected to play house, and if we don't obey, we get brainwashed so that we do.

[greysabre]

O-ho, it's the future then. I'd like to see that.

[sacred_thunder]

Not this version. This is an awful place to be stuck.

[greysabre]

Anywhere else but here you say? It doesn't sound that bad.

[sacred_thunder]

It gets worse.