First Order
...So. I have awoken in a house that is not mine, next to a woman I've never met, with pictures that were never taken and a town that I've never seen, let alone lived in, and all of my possessions on my person gone.
If this is a practical joke, I am not amused. I'd almost think Sol is responsible, but I know the man would never plot something this...convoluted. Could it be That Man...? No, that seems doubtful, too.
To whomever is responsible, I will have you know that I am a captain of the International Police Force. I have far more important tasks I must be attending to than playing along with your spot of fun.
As for anyone else...I would appreciate some assistance. Where am I? And, more importantly, how can I get back to Paris from here?
If this is a practical joke, I am not amused. I'd almost think Sol is responsible, but I know the man would never plot something this...convoluted. Could it be That Man...? No, that seems doubtful, too.
To whomever is responsible, I will have you know that I am a captain of the International Police Force. I have far more important tasks I must be attending to than playing along with your spot of fun.
As for anyone else...I would appreciate some assistance. Where am I? And, more importantly, how can I get back to Paris from here?