Thirteenth Order
[[Private; Hackable]]
Finally...it's over. That was an ordeal in far too many ways. Yet somehow...I got fortunate. Not only did I get the right vaccine, but somehow I managed to escape with my chastity.
I would hope that nothing like this happens again...but frankly, that's too much to ask for in this place.
[[Filtered from drones]]
Attention, please! I'd like to conduct a survey, if you'd be so cooperative as to participate. I want to see what sort of distribution of the different kinds of injections people received exists. Do not worry -- only the numbers will be released to the public; otherwise, your answers will remain confidential.
Anyway, through my own observations, I've discovered at least four types of injections, and so, as of now, there are five choices:
Vaccine A: This is the actual vaccine. It works as it was intended to, with no side effects.
Vaccine B: This vaccine protected against the disease, but it came with crippling side effects. Those who received this vaccine felt only marginally less ill than those who refused the vaccine altogether.
Vaccine C: Like Vaccine B, this vaccine protected against the disease, but it came with side effects. Unlike Vaccine B, these were more hormonal side effects. These included an increased craving of pickles, as well as strong sexual urges.
Poison: I don't believe I need to elaborate on this option.
Hallucinogens: Some of these needles contained a drug that induced hallucinations. Also, it did not protect against the disease.
Other: If any of you received an injection not covered in the above options, please let me know and I'll add it.
Vaccine A: 9
Vaccine B: 4
Vaccine C: 4
Poison: 1
Hallucinogen: 2
Other: 0
[[Private, Unhackable]]
Vaccine A:
Gohan
Ky
Kyon
Vaccine B:
Tifa
Vaccine C:
Eirin
Mitsuru
Poison:
Aerith
Other:
Finally...it's over. That was an ordeal in far too many ways. Yet somehow...I got fortunate. Not only did I get the right vaccine, but somehow I managed to escape with my chastity.
I would hope that nothing like this happens again...but frankly, that's too much to ask for in this place.
[[Filtered from drones]]
Attention, please! I'd like to conduct a survey, if you'd be so cooperative as to participate. I want to see what sort of distribution of the different kinds of injections people received exists. Do not worry -- only the numbers will be released to the public; otherwise, your answers will remain confidential.
Anyway, through my own observations, I've discovered at least four types of injections, and so, as of now, there are five choices:
Vaccine A: This is the actual vaccine. It works as it was intended to, with no side effects.
Vaccine B: This vaccine protected against the disease, but it came with crippling side effects. Those who received this vaccine felt only marginally less ill than those who refused the vaccine altogether.
Vaccine C: Like Vaccine B, this vaccine protected against the disease, but it came with side effects. Unlike Vaccine B, these were more hormonal side effects. These included an increased craving of pickles, as well as strong sexual urges.
Poison: I don't believe I need to elaborate on this option.
Hallucinogens: Some of these needles contained a drug that induced hallucinations. Also, it did not protect against the disease.
Other: If any of you received an injection not covered in the above options, please let me know and I'll add it.
Vaccine A: 9
Vaccine B: 4
Vaccine C: 4
Poison: 1
Hallucinogen: 2
Other: 0
[[Private, Unhackable]]
Vaccine A:
Gohan
Ky
Kyon
Vaccine B:
Tifa
Vaccine C:
Eirin
Mitsuru
Poison:
Aerith
Other: