Not every crime in this city is demonically related...
One of those meme things. It's almost Xmas, right?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I pushed jadexstar in the mud (-17 points). In June I helped michiru_kaiou hide a body (-173 points). In July I gave frank a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-971 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sacred_ikon
Naughty. ";>