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Dear Giovanni,
What is up? yo. You smell like a banana. Not too bad, yeah. Thanks for being their to work so hard. We love you.
Ps. Monkey.
Dear Miss Rebecca,
I am glad to inform you that here at Zia Records we no longer need your asistance and you are promoted. You have been promoted to the FOOL of the store and you must make everyone laugh or off with your head.
P.S.
Just joking, we love you and you make my day go fast.
Dear bitch,
I thought you were a big big bitch. Turns out I was right. bitch bitch bitch plus bitch. Oh, yeah. I hate your guts, you bitch.
J/kidding.
Love ya .
Dear Whore bag,
I thing that you are the biggest slut in the whole wide world. I also know that you are infested with many rare STDS, yuck.....
with lots of love, and
P.S. when you shake my hands please ware a white rubber glove.
Dear pony I don't have yet,
You're cute. And sweet and soft. But then you kicked me in the stomach and now I hate you. why do you do this to me? I thought we were friends. I hope you die in childbirth.
Love, you mom.
Dear Bunny,
You are so soft and cudly.
Except when you open that wild mouth of yours.
I am so sad to say that today we shall eat you for soup.
Love me, Elmer Fudd
Dear Giovanni,
I wonder if we should be working. Eh, not that important.
What is up? yo. You smell like a banana. Not too bad, yeah. Thanks for being their to work so hard. We love you.
Ps. Monkey.
Dear Miss Rebecca,
I am glad to inform you that here at Zia Records we no longer need your asistance and you are promoted. You have been promoted to the FOOL of the store and you must make everyone laugh or off with your head.
P.S.
Just joking, we love you and you make my day go fast.
Dear bitch,
I thought you were a big big bitch. Turns out I was right. bitch bitch bitch plus bitch. Oh, yeah. I hate your guts, you bitch.
J/kidding.
Love ya .
Dear Whore bag,
I thing that you are the biggest slut in the whole wide world. I also know that you are infested with many rare STDS, yuck.....
with lots of love, and
P.S. when you shake my hands please ware a white rubber glove.
Dear pony I don't have yet,
You're cute. And sweet and soft. But then you kicked me in the stomach and now I hate you. why do you do this to me? I thought we were friends. I hope you die in childbirth.
Love, you mom.
Dear Bunny,
You are so soft and cudly.
Except when you open that wild mouth of yours.
I am so sad to say that today we shall eat you for soup.
Love me, Elmer Fudd
Dear Giovanni,
I wonder if we should be working. Eh, not that important.