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"...Even if I’m a little sensitive to sound and light and motion I always feel happy and dopey and carefree the day after a good drunkie-wunkie. Why, on hangover days I sometimes even whistle! Or rather try, because really I can’t. And then I start laughing to myself when I remember I can’t, and people stare because I’m stumbling down the street laughing but I can’t help it because it comes out all like, “Fwoooo! Fwoo!” And sometimes there’s a little drool and ah ha hah ha hah, I’m laughing right now, thinking about it, ah hah ha hah ha ha! Fwoooo, fwoo, fwoooo!..."- Bad News Hughes
"...This time, though, the ice cream landed me the jackpot. I was so excited when the kidnap bus pulled up to the church, because it was this terrifying renegade non-denominational church that had intrigued me for years. At night the church would shine this megawatt giant blacklight on itself, I guess to make it look all holy and impressive and full of magical Jesus, but really it just made it look all haunted and creepy as fuck. Me and my sister would actually bug Mom to drive us by it if we were anywhere near that part of town at night, chanting and calling for the Spooky Light Church like other kids do for Dairy Queen...."- Bad News Hughes
"...The great thing about this gag is that children enjoy it so it’s difficult to discern the exact nature of the strange, fleshy mass on first glance. Inevitably, the recipient of the Minnesota wristwatch will spend seconds, minutes or even hours staring at it, trying to figure it all out: If it was really a wristwatch it would have a dial, a digital readout… It’s bizarre looking, yet somehow familiar… Perhaps a little too organic… Is that suede? Leather? Say, why is he holding his arms in such a weird way, so low and close to his crotch and aaaaAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH NOOOOOO.."- Bad News Hughes
"...Now, despite sobriety, Anatol encouraged other people’s drinking habits (like they needed it), and around this time was known for his Flaming Dr. Peppers. He carried around a backpack with all the various elixirs and potions you need to make this refreshing drink and would gladly fix you one up upon request, carefully measuring the amounts and calibrating the ratios before delivering the coup de grace - fire! Yes, the last step to making this cocktail was to float some kind of combustible substance on top and set it aflame. Yay!..."- Bad News Hughes
The point is...
Read Bad News Hughes An amusing blog.
"...This time, though, the ice cream landed me the jackpot. I was so excited when the kidnap bus pulled up to the church, because it was this terrifying renegade non-denominational church that had intrigued me for years. At night the church would shine this megawatt giant blacklight on itself, I guess to make it look all holy and impressive and full of magical Jesus, but really it just made it look all haunted and creepy as fuck. Me and my sister would actually bug Mom to drive us by it if we were anywhere near that part of town at night, chanting and calling for the Spooky Light Church like other kids do for Dairy Queen...."- Bad News Hughes
"...The great thing about this gag is that children enjoy it so it’s difficult to discern the exact nature of the strange, fleshy mass on first glance. Inevitably, the recipient of the Minnesota wristwatch will spend seconds, minutes or even hours staring at it, trying to figure it all out: If it was really a wristwatch it would have a dial, a digital readout… It’s bizarre looking, yet somehow familiar… Perhaps a little too organic… Is that suede? Leather? Say, why is he holding his arms in such a weird way, so low and close to his crotch and aaaaAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH NOOOOOO.."- Bad News Hughes
"...Now, despite sobriety, Anatol encouraged other people’s drinking habits (like they needed it), and around this time was known for his Flaming Dr. Peppers. He carried around a backpack with all the various elixirs and potions you need to make this refreshing drink and would gladly fix you one up upon request, carefully measuring the amounts and calibrating the ratios before delivering the coup de grace - fire! Yes, the last step to making this cocktail was to float some kind of combustible substance on top and set it aflame. Yay!..."- Bad News Hughes
The point is...
Read Bad News Hughes An amusing blog.