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OK so this is a rap battle i've been havin with a guy on the NATO website. It's hardcore, so don't be offended. take it from an artistic point of view, or don't bother spending your time reading it. He's Kasper, and i'm FishStick.
Kasper
hey yo fishdick
you only wish sick
uR. but nope. never gon be.
askin for a challenge
but it over and you never did see
you strait blinded by my shining
own3d and theres no denying
if you wanna get wrecked, then start spoking
cuz i could light you up like craig got by smokey
that was ummm yah must have been on friday
i was mad blasted for real kid that was my day
girlies ass was bouncing up and down
doin some slanging send the cough around
so wut you want you been offically challenged.
on the edge of my blade your ass is balanced
step wrong you know you DEAD wrong
like when you walked right into to the subject of my song.
mad blasted
the bastard
kicks ill shiot for yall
only mofukka dont shop at ya mall.
fuck you and your label or wutever you like
yous a punk ass nOober got knocked out wit a MIC.
<(oOooOOOhhh HoOoTT sSHIT!!)
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Me
check it.
i am confronted by a noob that can't even rap
does he not know that i'm a fishstick who knows how ta cap?
yuo besta step down foo, i'ma filet your ass
greasy fried fishy will say his word at last
DE to AK just know you betta make way
kasper is dead,
when the 50 cal meets his head
"Noo! dont shoot!"
you punk , yuo ready for the boot?
29 to ZERO, flawless victory
it's ok, go cry, kasper's history
"now what's to do? Fish has beaten me!!"
Well, for starters get down on your knees
after that i tap your mom from the back
move it to the sister, let's see how she can twister
oo yeah, she knows what to do
probably from her dad who's fucked her since she was two
i'm sorry kasper did i hurt your feelings?
ahh, your dead, how's that view of the ceiling?
one...two...
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Kasper
finishin a battle wit kid called fishstick/
dont even know, who the fuck is this chick.
steady swingin off of my nutsack/
wants some of me. this dick in his buttcrack.
sorry faggot but its time youve had-it/
cuz we sick of you and the shit you do/
tired of all these wannabe's hatin/
when everytime i spit fire. it gets frustratin.
i'll fuck you up everytime for sure/
its like i'm your drug in form of pure.
Gettin you way more fucked up than your used to/
you want it to stop but you cant choose to.
dont step to me and hate on my shit/
only reason you hate is cuz you on my dick.
the sickest is always the one who gets trouble/
but you aint shit. wont make my blood bubble.
i dont get mad when yall talk shit about me/
i realize its cuz i'm something yall can never be.
HOT SHIT comin out on the real.
SPIT HOT SHIT so yall could feel.
Such HOT SHIT its just unreal.
if you dont got hot shit you know the deal.
step on out of my inner circle/
yous a fuckin nerd yo im callin you urkel.
Skinny with glasses cant get no asses/
only free way in the club is wit free passes.
Kasper the master come thru the back door/
on my way in pick out a couple whores.
Most banging biatches that be up in this club/
they gon be the most fukt up after tastin my drug.
thats right you fukkin with a lyrical superstar/
so fast ya couldnt pass me in a supra car.
I'm the illest thing that youve ever read/
now your life is complete you shall be dead.
Dont step to me with no weaponry leave you lookin like a leper see?
one arm and only a few fingers, and be sure the rotting smell lingers.
you done got fucked up for fuckin with the best.
practice your lines on the rest before you try to test.
kasper the master from lancaster mass.
right near green st. where they blast your ass.
i dont give a fuck i dont play that shit.
but if you do, for sure my nekkas will kid.
<(DAAAM SON! YOU GOT EMBARESSED!PATO)
--------------------------------------------------------------
Me
ok first off kasper, you're gay
second, your first rap was better.
and third,
tell your mother, i hope she likes my friend/
10 years from now she'll be seeing her end/
it all started a week ago/
at the PTA meeting where she decided to go/
yup, he was next to her sittin in the chair/
leanin close tryin to get a whiff of her hair/
a Serial rapist with one thing on his mind/
your mom, an alley, his dick and some twine
The meeting is done/
Time to go home/
Your mom felt safe/
Walking all alone
She came upon a man/
who looked like he was dead/
'Sir are you ok?'/
WHAM! Fist to the head
She falls to the floor/
Dazed and confused/
The man stands up/
and grabs her by the shoes
200 feet of skin peeling pain/
the sense of death set in with the rain/
The figure walked over, got on top of her/
His hand to her throat, 'shh, don't make this murder!
He pulls off her pants/
Shoves his hand up her thigh/
Three fingers now four/
Blood is drippin down her side
he Pulls out his dick puts in deep inside/
lets out a load, it's a genecide/
23 girls, all done the same way/
they thought it was over, until the next day
The doctor tells them the news/
they are going to die/
HIV has plagued their bodies/
All cuz of this guy
Her life is Fucked
that's all i have to say/
tell your mom you love her/
cuz she might die today
.......much love kasper hit me back
__________________
Kasper
i dont prewrite my rhymes, i just down and rap
take yall out in seconds no more fishstick or crap
yah i get it your a shiny piece of shit
and you off target not a single lyric hit
me and radeon could spray these on
you an him be like : they the bomb!
its hot shit could even be napalm
ya its true i come with the hotness
high freestyles kid of shit youve never thought-kid
dont care who ya are or who you think you is
keep on my di-dick and you'll be swallowin jizz
i know your stupid mofukker but understand this
ive got lips of death and youve been kissed
thats the only affection youll get from me
and the other thing is shells from my weaponry
you'll see metal flashin and bullets clappin
swords and ni9es. your all like wtf happend
I strait cut you up with a lryical track
shoot you from the front but blow out your back
i dont give a fuck bout that set you claim
yous a pussy, bring your boys, so fuckin lame
just for that i pull out red beams and test out my aim
wanna beef then you do it like a man
do mano e mano if you think you can
i'm a dirrty mofukka ate mud as a baby
and if you saw me drunk youd think i had rabies
i'll run thru you and your whole dam crew
drop bombs on each aint nuttin you could do
<([420] in the hiZouse . this di-dick in you miZ-outh.)
*edit : who is? uR. yo estoy enbojAo. speliin mistakes.
_______________________________________-
Me
ok,
basically the stats are like this/
it's me and kasper that deliver the hits/
radeon tries to dis but he means shit/
not 3 words that make sense so stay out of our biz
i'm goin for you kasper/
castratin both your teste/
you'll need pay attention/
this'll get kinda messy
since day one, when you started something new/
you thought, "let me dis fishy, he'll never come through"/
fact is i've blown your mind, my lyrics came up and bit your behind/
now your striven to catch up, better eat yo wheaties!
stayin up all night lookin for lyrics on CD's
Foo this ain't prewritten, and no, it ain't spitten/
it just takes a lil longer, but it's worth your ear splittin/
For example,
Last night i was thinking to myself...
what would it be like if i was in a jail cell?
I'd be lonely, sad and want' to fornicate
OH! that's why kasper should come and be my cell mate!
Don't forget your lube/
and those cute lace undies/
o, and the big foam pads
they can go under both knees
now i told my pal john he can have you on the weekend/
i said you'd give him head and your ass for a bed to sleep on
that wouldn't be a problem right? you do it all the time
i told him you're real good at it, you'd be a great concubine
Now they'll be very strict as to the dugs you can take/
all ya gotta do is get used to ass rape/
If its' one of those days you really need a blunt/
just bend over in the shower and think "MY ASS IS A CUNT"
then smoke your L
everything is good
at dinner your ass was sore
and that's why you stood
one year later and you're finally outta jail/
you walk bowl legged, and think "ew i smell"
you and your mom are both in the same boat/
both raped by men and have nothing to gloat
You'll be done with your rappin
no more attackin
and sometime get an urge for some ass slappin
that's my fault tho
i find it kinda fun
but when you were on top
you weighed a fuckin ton
so i hope to see you there kasper
since i've lyrically murdered your mom/
i'm a poet of death/
HA no wait, that's Radeon.
((((Radeon is this noob that thinks he can rap but fails)))))
taht's everything so far!
Kasper
hey yo fishdick
you only wish sick
uR. but nope. never gon be.
askin for a challenge
but it over and you never did see
you strait blinded by my shining
own3d and theres no denying
if you wanna get wrecked, then start spoking
cuz i could light you up like craig got by smokey
that was ummm yah must have been on friday
i was mad blasted for real kid that was my day
girlies ass was bouncing up and down
doin some slanging send the cough around
so wut you want you been offically challenged.
on the edge of my blade your ass is balanced
step wrong you know you DEAD wrong
like when you walked right into to the subject of my song.
mad blasted
the bastard
kicks ill shiot for yall
only mofukka dont shop at ya mall.
fuck you and your label or wutever you like
yous a punk ass nOober got knocked out wit a MIC.
<(oOooOOOhhh HoOoTT sSHIT!!)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Me
check it.
i am confronted by a noob that can't even rap
does he not know that i'm a fishstick who knows how ta cap?
yuo besta step down foo, i'ma filet your ass
greasy fried fishy will say his word at last
DE to AK just know you betta make way
kasper is dead,
when the 50 cal meets his head
"Noo! dont shoot!"
you punk , yuo ready for the boot?
29 to ZERO, flawless victory
it's ok, go cry, kasper's history
"now what's to do? Fish has beaten me!!"
Well, for starters get down on your knees
after that i tap your mom from the back
move it to the sister, let's see how she can twister
oo yeah, she knows what to do
probably from her dad who's fucked her since she was two
i'm sorry kasper did i hurt your feelings?
ahh, your dead, how's that view of the ceiling?
one...two...
-------------------------------------------------
Kasper
finishin a battle wit kid called fishstick/
dont even know, who the fuck is this chick.
steady swingin off of my nutsack/
wants some of me. this dick in his buttcrack.
sorry faggot but its time youve had-it/
cuz we sick of you and the shit you do/
tired of all these wannabe's hatin/
when everytime i spit fire. it gets frustratin.
i'll fuck you up everytime for sure/
its like i'm your drug in form of pure.
Gettin you way more fucked up than your used to/
you want it to stop but you cant choose to.
dont step to me and hate on my shit/
only reason you hate is cuz you on my dick.
the sickest is always the one who gets trouble/
but you aint shit. wont make my blood bubble.
i dont get mad when yall talk shit about me/
i realize its cuz i'm something yall can never be.
HOT SHIT comin out on the real.
SPIT HOT SHIT so yall could feel.
Such HOT SHIT its just unreal.
if you dont got hot shit you know the deal.
step on out of my inner circle/
yous a fuckin nerd yo im callin you urkel.
Skinny with glasses cant get no asses/
only free way in the club is wit free passes.
Kasper the master come thru the back door/
on my way in pick out a couple whores.
Most banging biatches that be up in this club/
they gon be the most fukt up after tastin my drug.
thats right you fukkin with a lyrical superstar/
so fast ya couldnt pass me in a supra car.
I'm the illest thing that youve ever read/
now your life is complete you shall be dead.
Dont step to me with no weaponry leave you lookin like a leper see?
one arm and only a few fingers, and be sure the rotting smell lingers.
you done got fucked up for fuckin with the best.
practice your lines on the rest before you try to test.
kasper the master from lancaster mass.
right near green st. where they blast your ass.
i dont give a fuck i dont play that shit.
but if you do, for sure my nekkas will kid.
<(DAAAM SON! YOU GOT EMBARESSED!PATO)
--------------------------------------------------------------
Me
ok first off kasper, you're gay
second, your first rap was better.
and third,
tell your mother, i hope she likes my friend/
10 years from now she'll be seeing her end/
it all started a week ago/
at the PTA meeting where she decided to go/
yup, he was next to her sittin in the chair/
leanin close tryin to get a whiff of her hair/
a Serial rapist with one thing on his mind/
your mom, an alley, his dick and some twine
The meeting is done/
Time to go home/
Your mom felt safe/
Walking all alone
She came upon a man/
who looked like he was dead/
'Sir are you ok?'/
WHAM! Fist to the head
She falls to the floor/
Dazed and confused/
The man stands up/
and grabs her by the shoes
200 feet of skin peeling pain/
the sense of death set in with the rain/
The figure walked over, got on top of her/
His hand to her throat, 'shh, don't make this murder!
He pulls off her pants/
Shoves his hand up her thigh/
Three fingers now four/
Blood is drippin down her side
he Pulls out his dick puts in deep inside/
lets out a load, it's a genecide/
23 girls, all done the same way/
they thought it was over, until the next day
The doctor tells them the news/
they are going to die/
HIV has plagued their bodies/
All cuz of this guy
Her life is Fucked
that's all i have to say/
tell your mom you love her/
cuz she might die today
.......much love kasper hit me back
__________________
Kasper
i dont prewrite my rhymes, i just down and rap
take yall out in seconds no more fishstick or crap
yah i get it your a shiny piece of shit
and you off target not a single lyric hit
me and radeon could spray these on
you an him be like : they the bomb!
its hot shit could even be napalm
ya its true i come with the hotness
high freestyles kid of shit youve never thought-kid
dont care who ya are or who you think you is
keep on my di-dick and you'll be swallowin jizz
i know your stupid mofukker but understand this
ive got lips of death and youve been kissed
thats the only affection youll get from me
and the other thing is shells from my weaponry
you'll see metal flashin and bullets clappin
swords and ni9es. your all like wtf happend
I strait cut you up with a lryical track
shoot you from the front but blow out your back
i dont give a fuck bout that set you claim
yous a pussy, bring your boys, so fuckin lame
just for that i pull out red beams and test out my aim
wanna beef then you do it like a man
do mano e mano if you think you can
i'm a dirrty mofukka ate mud as a baby
and if you saw me drunk youd think i had rabies
i'll run thru you and your whole dam crew
drop bombs on each aint nuttin you could do
<([420] in the hiZouse . this di-dick in you miZ-outh.)
*edit : who is? uR. yo estoy enbojAo. speliin mistakes.
_______________________________________-
Me
ok,
basically the stats are like this/
it's me and kasper that deliver the hits/
radeon tries to dis but he means shit/
not 3 words that make sense so stay out of our biz
i'm goin for you kasper/
castratin both your teste/
you'll need pay attention/
this'll get kinda messy
since day one, when you started something new/
you thought, "let me dis fishy, he'll never come through"/
fact is i've blown your mind, my lyrics came up and bit your behind/
now your striven to catch up, better eat yo wheaties!
stayin up all night lookin for lyrics on CD's
Foo this ain't prewritten, and no, it ain't spitten/
it just takes a lil longer, but it's worth your ear splittin/
For example,
Last night i was thinking to myself...
what would it be like if i was in a jail cell?
I'd be lonely, sad and want' to fornicate
OH! that's why kasper should come and be my cell mate!
Don't forget your lube/
and those cute lace undies/
o, and the big foam pads
they can go under both knees
now i told my pal john he can have you on the weekend/
i said you'd give him head and your ass for a bed to sleep on
that wouldn't be a problem right? you do it all the time
i told him you're real good at it, you'd be a great concubine
Now they'll be very strict as to the dugs you can take/
all ya gotta do is get used to ass rape/
If its' one of those days you really need a blunt/
just bend over in the shower and think "MY ASS IS A CUNT"
then smoke your L
everything is good
at dinner your ass was sore
and that's why you stood
one year later and you're finally outta jail/
you walk bowl legged, and think "ew i smell"
you and your mom are both in the same boat/
both raped by men and have nothing to gloat
You'll be done with your rappin
no more attackin
and sometime get an urge for some ass slappin
that's my fault tho
i find it kinda fun
but when you were on top
you weighed a fuckin ton
so i hope to see you there kasper
since i've lyrically murdered your mom/
i'm a poet of death/
HA no wait, that's Radeon.
((((Radeon is this noob that thinks he can rap but fails)))))
taht's everything so far!