nothing makes you different than any other human on earth.

[sachyrane]

Okay, just fucking get over yourself, Camille. If you want to feel important all the time, buy two cell phones that are linked together, on one of those plans that lets you call the other cell phone for free. A family plan. Give one of them to Ted. That way, whenever you want somebody to compliment you, or say "camille, you're so artsy and weird, i wish i were you," you could just call Ted, and he'd do it in a second. He's the only genuinly nice person around, nowadays. You can keep him on salery, too. As one of the help.

And after that, it would only be polite to fuck the poor son of a bitch, for always having to be so fucking fake all the time. By fake, i don't mean "nice," as you'll interpret it, i just mean stuck in the uncomfortable little webs that you spin, that you force on people, with your million sorry's and never minds (or, excuse me, neverminds) if somebody doesn't respond the fucking SECOND you tell a story about the trolley, as if somebody saying "that's nice," makes a whole lot more of a difference. you'll still interpret it as me thinking 'nice' is fake, or just ryan being a big dumb retard. Think whatever's most convenient, and whatever makes a better story to tell your friends. You're such a hero.

So, you know, excuse me for not paying full attention to her majesty.

Now run off, as a nervous, wet cat.