The Unfortunately Me Meme
Google "unfortunately (your first name)" and post the best results here. Quotations are necessary and first page results are recommended lest you embark on a frankly unprofitable and all-consuming quasi-career -- oh, wait, myspace has already provided that. Stolen from myspace. Post as many as you want.
Unfortunately, Ryan has contracted an infection in the brain fluid.
Unfortunately, Ryan starts using drugs with Beecher as his "get high" partner.
Unfortunately, Ryan just broke his foot last week at a contest up in the Northwest.
Unfortunately, Ryan raised his hands, if you raise your hands you get booked or you get sent off, depending on the severity. Ryan got booked.
Unfortunately, Ryan was married to Nina and Victoria realized another relationship with Ryan would be impossible.
Unfortunately, Ryan has contracted an infection in the brain fluid.
Unfortunately, Ryan starts using drugs with Beecher as his "get high" partner.
Unfortunately, Ryan just broke his foot last week at a contest up in the Northwest.
Unfortunately, Ryan raised his hands, if you raise your hands you get booked or you get sent off, depending on the severity. Ryan got booked.
Unfortunately, Ryan was married to Nina and Victoria realized another relationship with Ryan would be impossible.