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saceist

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May 15, 2006 00:25

HELP!

PLease? OKay, I need some tips on what women want to hear on a personals ad/profile.

###This is what I have for now
Me? Well, I'd like to think that I'm a nice guy. I'd do anything to help a friend in need. I consider myself successful. I'm a Financial Analyst helping families become "Debt Free and Financially Independent", and help manage ( Read more... )

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insolent_pool May 15 2006, 10:53:24 UTC

More comedy.
I have almost no trouble scoring replies with this:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11381033394121056579

I use pretty much the same format (ie: more comedy than real hard facts) in all my ads. Let's be honest here.. they don't look for *one* person.. they shop around. So go for as wide an audience as possible, and fill in the details after you've snagged 'em.

saceist May 15 2006, 19:52:05 UTC

you don't even want to know how much of that i am stealing, lol

eazyt May 15 2006, 20:09:07 UTC

so it *IS* possible for you to offer advice free of high-horse judgement

also that profile works because its YOU... i just need one that accurately conveys who *I* am

i think your "provide as little factual information as possible" may have merit

insolent_pool May 15 2006, 23:26:00 UTC

Of course it's me. I'm interesting. On rare occassion even in a good way. So you can either lie, change, or keep everything to yourself, have no trusted sources, lose all your friends, and die a cold meaningless death. Chicks dig that.

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msgollum May 15 2006, 10:53:34 UTC

Well that answers that. Goodbye.

saceist May 15 2006, 19:04:09 UTC

You don't reply to me when I email you, but you reply to this.

msgollum May 16 2006, 02:10:34 UTC

Excuse me?? .. I have replied to EVERYTHING you've sent me im wondering why YOU dont reply to anything i've sent YOU. Check your spam box if you have one.

saceist May 16 2006, 02:26:45 UTC

I apologize. I thought my spam settings were off, but they seem to have reset. I'll read these and get back to you.

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emilytbm May 15 2006, 14:54:06 UTC

It doesn't matter what or how you write, most girls go by pictures first then personality second.

saceist May 15 2006, 19:04:57 UTC

So I guess I'm screwed!

eazyt May 15 2006, 20:03:50 UTC

really i've heard quite the opposite

insolent_pool May 15 2006, 23:22:56 UTC

I hold my profile to indicated otherwise, being as I am a horrible little troll. Really, nearly green skin and what-not.