http://www.sporcle.com/games/common_english_words.php I got 82. Pretty proud of myself there.
My mom had an award ceremony thing last night. Andrew got out of it by saying he had work to do, but Dad and I went. We sat to either side of my mom, and when the opening remarks began, I got bored really fast and started texting him.
Ash: I'm bored, are you?
Dad: If I have to suffer, so do you!
...
Dad: Ok, get on with it already!
Ash: Shoot me please, okay thanks.
Dad: No problem
Dad: Is this better oer[sic] worse than cleaning dog poop?
Ash: Worse, at least dogs are cute
Dad: Mommy's cute, too, and she appreciates that we're here
Ash: She's not the one who won't shut up
Dad: I actually find his remarks incredibly stimulating
...
Ash: I just remembered I have a TON of homework to do, can I go home and do it?
Dad: Did you forget a paper or something, or do you need to get ahead for next semester?
Ash: SAT prep
Dad: Ok
...
Ash: This is worse than elementary school student council elections
...(while the newly elected chair was talking about the federation's mission)
Dad: Its five year mission, to find new worlds, new life, new civilizations...
It was good times.