canada, eh?
so canada was hella good.
here is all the french i know [sp?]:
bonjour = hello
j'mapelle camille = my name is camille
je suis la jeune fille = i unno. something i learned from muzzy.
je suis petit = i am little
petit pullet = chicken little
pullet frit du kentucky [PFK] = kentucky fried chicken [KFC]
excuse moi= excuse me
merci = thank you
sacre bleu = some exclamation
au revior = good bye
fromage = cheese
omlette du fromage con hambon = ham and cheese omlette
le this one = this one
le that one = that one
i have to take a le pee = i have to pee
le fuck you = fuck you
le shut it = shut up
le mo = mo
le megan = megan
le meal = camille
le mama kate = aunt kate
je ne parle frances = i don't speak french
je me sonvien = i remember
parle vous ongles? = do you speak english
le *mumble mumble* BLEH = mo speaking french
so the tour guides name was mary lou.
she was annoying as hell.
she talked almost the whole 6 hour bus ride to canada.
and it was like all people from 40-80 years old, mama kate, me, megan and mo.
which was funny.
the first night we went to a casino and gambled.
it was fun.
some lady got up from her slot machine and was gone for a hella long time and mo was using it and then megan started using it and the lady came back and started yelling at us in french and pointing to the machine next to it.
and mo was like "no! we use le this one! you use le that one!"
but she didn't speak any english and obviously didn't understand our french very well.
pfft.
yeah so then we went to the bar.
i got a sex on the beach.
it was good.
then we had dinner.
and i had a sex on the beach with dinner.
then after dinner i had a frozen sex on the beach.
and then we had a round of shots.
kamikaze.
yummm.
and i was a little dizzy when we left, but hardly.
then we wandered the hotel and then went to bed.
the next day we went shopping in the underground mall.
i bought a head band.
some fishnet fingerless gloves.
a cute tank top to wear out.
and i bought a little boys tuxedo jacket to wear over it.
and it fits me like a 3/4 length blazer.
and it has the little white folded handcerchief in the breast pocket thing.
its awesome.
oh and we saw a parade and got free candy and saw santa!
and then we went out to dinner.
and i got a cosmopolitan.
and the food was really good.
we sat with jack.
hes the bus driver.
he was really cool.
then we went to some souvenir shops.
then we all fell asleep on the bus back to the hotel.
and so we were like we're not going out tonight.
and we were planning on just going to the hotel bar then peacing out.
but then we kinda got a second wind and we were like le fuck that.
this is our last night in montreal.
lets party.
so we went to like the street where all the clubs are and we had these free admission things to some 80s club before 11.
but when we got there it was 25 and over.
and we were about to give up and just find a liquor store cuz we ddin't want to pay a cover to get in cuz drinks are expensive enough.
so we were walking up and down the street.
and this one lady comes up to us and goes theres a club upstairs here, lemme stamp ur hand and u can get in for free.
it was almost 11 and it was pretty empty so we were like i unno.
but we got our hands stamped anyway.
so after we didn't really see anything we went back to the club.
it was pretty empty.
but after a few songs and 2 rum and cokes later it was pretty packed.
then the dancing got started.
i love to dance.
like a lot.
but yeah then we went back to the bar after a little bit and got a round of shots.
we asked the bar tender what she recommended for shots and she asked us what we liked and we were like whatever.
so she mixed us something and we did our shots.
and then we were like what was that it was really good.
and she was like i unno i just came up with it.
so we got another drink and then went to take a le pee.
and i was really dizzy by this point.
so megan took my drink for a little bit.
you notice it a lot more when ur in a room when everything is standing still.
in the actual club u can't even tell cuz everything is moving anyway.
but yeah so we went back out to dance and i finished my 3rd rum and coke.
it was so funny cuz like hardly any guys were coming up to us, but as soon and me and megan started dancing with mo every guy wanted to get in.
and like all these sketchy guys kept trying to get in with us and mo was like no there with me.
it was so funny.
and like 3 of the guys that tried to dance with us were gay.
like as soon as we turned them down they turned around and started grinding on some other guy.
it was le weird.
one of the guys like kept following us and that was the first guy mo told that we were with her and he was like it doesn't matter, i'm gay. it was so funny.
the next day my knees were KILLING me.
i had a harder time getting down the stairs than the old people did...
i will never go to a club in heels again.
i need to invest in some le flats.
but yeah.
i had an awesome time.
here is all the french i know [sp?]:
bonjour = hello
j'mapelle camille = my name is camille
je suis la jeune fille = i unno. something i learned from muzzy.
je suis petit = i am little
petit pullet = chicken little
pullet frit du kentucky [PFK] = kentucky fried chicken [KFC]
excuse moi= excuse me
merci = thank you
sacre bleu = some exclamation
au revior = good bye
fromage = cheese
omlette du fromage con hambon = ham and cheese omlette
le this one = this one
le that one = that one
i have to take a le pee = i have to pee
le fuck you = fuck you
le shut it = shut up
le mo = mo
le megan = megan
le meal = camille
le mama kate = aunt kate
je ne parle frances = i don't speak french
je me sonvien = i remember
parle vous ongles? = do you speak english
le *mumble mumble* BLEH = mo speaking french
so the tour guides name was mary lou.
she was annoying as hell.
she talked almost the whole 6 hour bus ride to canada.
and it was like all people from 40-80 years old, mama kate, me, megan and mo.
which was funny.
the first night we went to a casino and gambled.
it was fun.
some lady got up from her slot machine and was gone for a hella long time and mo was using it and then megan started using it and the lady came back and started yelling at us in french and pointing to the machine next to it.
and mo was like "no! we use le this one! you use le that one!"
but she didn't speak any english and obviously didn't understand our french very well.
pfft.
yeah so then we went to the bar.
i got a sex on the beach.
it was good.
then we had dinner.
and i had a sex on the beach with dinner.
then after dinner i had a frozen sex on the beach.
and then we had a round of shots.
kamikaze.
yummm.
and i was a little dizzy when we left, but hardly.
then we wandered the hotel and then went to bed.
the next day we went shopping in the underground mall.
i bought a head band.
some fishnet fingerless gloves.
a cute tank top to wear out.
and i bought a little boys tuxedo jacket to wear over it.
and it fits me like a 3/4 length blazer.
and it has the little white folded handcerchief in the breast pocket thing.
its awesome.
oh and we saw a parade and got free candy and saw santa!
and then we went out to dinner.
and i got a cosmopolitan.
and the food was really good.
we sat with jack.
hes the bus driver.
he was really cool.
then we went to some souvenir shops.
then we all fell asleep on the bus back to the hotel.
and so we were like we're not going out tonight.
and we were planning on just going to the hotel bar then peacing out.
but then we kinda got a second wind and we were like le fuck that.
this is our last night in montreal.
lets party.
so we went to like the street where all the clubs are and we had these free admission things to some 80s club before 11.
but when we got there it was 25 and over.
and we were about to give up and just find a liquor store cuz we ddin't want to pay a cover to get in cuz drinks are expensive enough.
so we were walking up and down the street.
and this one lady comes up to us and goes theres a club upstairs here, lemme stamp ur hand and u can get in for free.
it was almost 11 and it was pretty empty so we were like i unno.
but we got our hands stamped anyway.
so after we didn't really see anything we went back to the club.
it was pretty empty.
but after a few songs and 2 rum and cokes later it was pretty packed.
then the dancing got started.
i love to dance.
like a lot.
but yeah then we went back to the bar after a little bit and got a round of shots.
we asked the bar tender what she recommended for shots and she asked us what we liked and we were like whatever.
so she mixed us something and we did our shots.
and then we were like what was that it was really good.
and she was like i unno i just came up with it.
so we got another drink and then went to take a le pee.
and i was really dizzy by this point.
so megan took my drink for a little bit.
you notice it a lot more when ur in a room when everything is standing still.
in the actual club u can't even tell cuz everything is moving anyway.
but yeah so we went back out to dance and i finished my 3rd rum and coke.
it was so funny cuz like hardly any guys were coming up to us, but as soon and me and megan started dancing with mo every guy wanted to get in.
and like all these sketchy guys kept trying to get in with us and mo was like no there with me.
it was so funny.
and like 3 of the guys that tried to dance with us were gay.
like as soon as we turned them down they turned around and started grinding on some other guy.
it was le weird.
one of the guys like kept following us and that was the first guy mo told that we were with her and he was like it doesn't matter, i'm gay. it was so funny.
the next day my knees were KILLING me.
i had a harder time getting down the stairs than the old people did...
i will never go to a club in heels again.
i need to invest in some le flats.
but yeah.
i had an awesome time.