Santa Claus is coming
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I helped coolguyisme333 hide a body (-173 points). In January I pulled over and changed firemage1026's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I broke imborad's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (454 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
SACANACHE