May 12, 2009 21:53
So..I have this really bad habit. I stalk Caroline Albanese on a daily basis.
Well anywho I had to go to an art show tonight. It was for this Terrian Foundation or whatever, so I had to go because my work was going to be judged and whatnot. Well the first bad thing that happened to me was 10 minutes into the show. I accidentally ate goat cheese. All I heard was cheese so I said sure why not,popped it into my mouth and gagged. After that I had to use the ladies room and I forgot how to use the faucet. I'm so serious right now. I was slamming on it and it wouldn't work. I ask my friend Michele why in the world it isn't working. She turns the handle and I feel like an idiot. It gets better. I'm standing by my pieces waiting to be asked about it, when Michele and Dominic start taking pictures of me. So what do I do? Make a fake mustache of course with my hair. Someone says excuse me..I turn around to see none other that drum roll please...a judge. This is all happening with my fake mustache mind you. They ask me a few questions and then leave. I than make a new best friend Justin, I have no idea what his last name is haha. We then meet another judge who I wasn't aware was a judge. I honestly thought this guy was another student. So we are talking and man was he cute <3333 . He than was saying something about how he teaches photoshop classes. I'm pretty sure he was from Parsons or Pratt. Anyway apparently I was hitting on him according to Michele. Then I talked to an Illustrator for Channel and then it was over. Yay? For this horribly long entry.